Alyssa

Purrs in your armpit

[Alyssa @catsgom30w]

Shhhh… the baby’s recovering from surgery

[Alyssa @catsgom30w]

Hey guys taking some time here to update you all. Still wondering what I can take to forget everything / immediately die ?

[Alyssa @catsgom30w]

Going to go into the street and yell fuck
The Knicks so someone can finally
Take me out and release me from my misery

[Alyssa @catsgom30w]

As soon as I hit the toilet bowl my shit disappears.

[Alyssa @catsgom30w]

Lost my favorite scrunchie so everyone needs to die now

[swinky @swinkying]

Goob night everybunny

[Alyssa @catsgom30w]

Anyone wanna FT me while
I get this tattoo?

[blaire @pissshit90001]

No Vaping Challenge #Impossible

[Alyssa @catsgom30w]

I hate you guys what’s the point of Twitter if I’m speakijg to a bunch of bots

[Alyssa @catsgom30w]

Hey.. lemme pull your notebook strap to the side and slide my pen in

[Alyssa @catsgom30w]

@kanezzz4 Ur just saying this in passing but I am actually very serious about this.

[Alyssa @catsgom30w]

I tremble

[Alyssa @catsgom30w]

Self harming by asking a coworker to hang out outside of work

[Alyssa @catsgom30w]

Update: She moved out.

[Alyssa @catsgom30w]

Day 3 of not knowing what my roomate looks like. Still haven’t crossed paths. Let’s see how long this can go

[Alyssa @catsgom30w]

Being forced to go to dinner with my sister is like having to talk to the chuzz of the two man just so ur friend can get laid

[Alyssa @catsgom30w]

Kill me end me kill me kill
Me kill me im
Here kill
Me kill

[Alyssa @catsgom30w]

I wish Elon was here to hug me

[Alyssa @catsgom30w]

Nothing like listening to a bunch of bullshit all day to come home to a long wait outside the elevator and once I finally step in and the doors close someone lets out the nastiest egg ridden shart and I have to stand in it until floor 38.