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[brunch demon @catslikecatnip]

I went to the eye doctor to get my eyes checked because I keep running into things but he said my eyes are fine so I guess I'm just stupid

[Olivia Julianna 🇺🇸🦅🗳️ @0liviajulianna]

Damn Greta works fast

[clintoris @clintoris]

The pandemic is lowkey heartbreaking 💔 My ass is fat btw

[Machine Pun Kelly 🇺🇦 @KellyScaletta]

Remember this?

[brunch demon @catslikecatnip]

@safyasajjad @CaucasianJames Literally impressed

[Kim Chi @KimChi_Chic]

Just let us live

[brunch demon @catslikecatnip]

I don't care how british you are, if you said "gymnasium" to me, instead of "gym", I would immediately find the nearest granite countertop and proceed to un-alive myself via blunt force trauma.

[Alexander @purplechrain]

“Gays deserved their fate” - Rush Limbaugh, on the topic of people who died of AIDS. But, please, talk to me about the importance of civility and respect for the dead.

[brunch demon @catslikecatnip]

Pianos have too many keys

[Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez @AOC]

Abolish the death penalty.

[Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez @AOC]

Good morning 🌞

Lies are not “differences of opinion.”

Have a great day!

[Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez @AOC]

Notice how Republican Congressmen who like to claim they are the party of “personal responsibility” refuse to take any responsibility themselves for blocking retroactive unemployment benefits, voting against $2k survival checks, stoking doubt about the pandemic to begin with, etc

[Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez @AOC]

GOP: “We can’t do $1200 checks. That’s irresponsible. Think of the deficit.”

Also GOP: “As part of a COVID deal we are allocating $1.4 billion to build a xenophobic campaign stunt wall that falls down in the wind even though we promised voters other countries would pay for it.”

[brunch demon @catslikecatnip]

@LackingSaint You can't handle it

[brunch demon @catslikecatnip]

@brianjoralvarez This is TOO accurate

[brandAn is good @LeBearGirdle]

It's time

[Public Citizen @Public_Citizen]

This is not a heartwarming story, it's a dystopian nightmare.