Cat Stan

[B.J. Novak @bjnovak]

I just want someone to understand me the way Katt Williams understands Jacksonville

[Cat Stan @CatStann]

I have two cats, a bearded dragon, and a dude for a roommate. WHY IN THE WORLD AM I THE ONE KILLING THE SPIDERS?!

[Cat Stan @CatStann]

Just killed a brown recluse spider in my outside storage 🙃🥴��☠️

[Cat Stan @CatStann]

It took me 6 minutes to get to work today. Isn’t that wonderful? 🤗

[Cat Stan @CatStann]

TBH 2019 was the woooooorst. Let’s not do that again. 🥴 #2020

[Cat Stan @CatStann]

What.

[Cat Stan @CatStann]

@weatherchannel your channel is saying the hurricane is coming right for central Florida but the app says we are in the clear. Which one is it?

[Cat Stan @CatStann]

@doritkemsley1 you don’t return a dog ever even if it’s rambunctious. You can keep it in a different room from your kids until it is trained. You are like so many people who are just so ignorant. The reason why there are so many dogs in shelters today.

[Cat Stan @CatStann]

🤦🏼‍♀️

[Jacksonville Jaguars @Jaguars]

🔒🔒🔒 @JalenRamsey is back 🔒🔒🔒

#DUUUVAL

[Cat Stan @CatStann]

So ready for football season 👾

[Cat Stan @CatStann]

@cstan7 @emily_adele6 At the bar we went to after your wedding didn’t take cash!!! We were so appalled lol. I don’t bring cards to bars because I lose them......

[B. @itsbeeekdoh]

Like obviously delicious jam > duck decoy

[Cat Stan @CatStann]

https://t.co/sFy9MWAOT5

Please vote for Sallie’s greatest herbal jam :)

[Cat Stan @CatStann]

@cstan7 Hey CP!

[Cat Stan @CatStann]

just completed my online final... internet goes out one minute later. 😱 dodged a damn bullet

[Cat Stan @CatStann]

This heat.... I am having a bad time 🥴

[Cat Stan @CatStann]

🥴

[Jalen Ramsey @jalenramsey]

“Imma ask for so much money, they have to put me on lay-away” 😂😂😭😭

[Cat Stan @CatStann]

“Different strokes for different folks” -@mrsleads #MDW2019

[Cat Stan @CatStann]

@cstan7 hey

[Cat Stan @CatStann]

My pets always do the cutest things...... but then I go to capture it and they stop. WHY?!