B.

don’t worry about me, worry about your eyebrows.

[𐌁𐌉Ᏽ 𐌕𐌉𐌌𐌉 @OrevaZSN]

I need people to understand that even if you’re genuinely sorry, you still have to face the consequences of your actions.

[IT WAS NEVER GOING TO BE ME @solomonmissouri]

you living in a movie where the villain actually won

[Vivian @suchnerve]

oh you’re “brutally honest” but are you ever honest about the good stuff? do you compliment people’s positive traits and behaviors? or do you only open your mouth or fix your fingers to be “honest” when you’ve got something negative on your mind

[B. @itsbeeekdoh]

I’m genuinely going to need my beloved gamecocks to make some major changes. We can’t keep doing this. I’m exhausted. It’s embarrassing.

[Juicy J💋 @NeiAllure]

I hate when men say “I would fuck” as a measure of attractiveness because what wouldn’t you fuck? Ugly ass on somewhere

[Kevín @KevOnStage]

They are the Mariah Carey of Thanksgiving.

[En(during COVID) @DEC0L0NIZE]

by design, my people!

[Keith Caputo @KeithCaputoLive]

Imagine trying to ruin my day and I ignore you for the rest of your life.

[Jola @Jollz]

“30 is the new…”
“40 is the new…”

Beloved rest, you don’t need permission to be carefree or joyful or youthful abeg. Your age is your age. It’s okay.

[Vitus @holl4fs]

let's normalize making people feel uncomfortable for being bad people

[t8 @imjustt8]

isn’t it crazy that republicans can link tylenol to autism but not guns to mass shootings

[Meg @megannn_lynne]

When they make Avoidance Island, let me know

[T-Pain @TPAIN]

Congrats 🙏🏿 Tell him I’m going back on tour

[Dionne Warwick @dionnewarwick]

I don’t know, baby. Just a little green thing doing a good job.

[Dionne Warwick @dionnewarwick]

😐😒 @Nickelodeon are you proud of making this thing cry? Who is in charge over there? I want a name.

[bink @knotbink]

Just let your girlfriend be crazy like who cares bro

[Jenni @hashjenni]

how i look putting on do not disturb then checking to see if they disturbed me

[demotivational speaker. 💖 @hey_sita]

Please don’t tell me any bad news in Chilis. Like right infront of my triple dipper and honey chipotle crispers? Save it.

[Andrew @Dub__A]

The eternal question