Mrs. Cat Stepmom

don’t call me stupid, that ain’t the way my name pronounced | Black Lives Matter | she/her/hers | pfp by @bookishkoda

[Mrs. Cat Stepmom @catstepmom]

I completed a mental health questionnaire this morning that I’d really like to go back and change the answers to

[kendall @internetfairie]

honestly once i get over my burnout, depression, creative block, doomscrolling addiction, tendency to over intellectualize & avoidant behaviors then you’ll see

[Mrs. Cat Stepmom @catstepmom]

Some of YALL don’t really give a shit about not spreading germs until you have a child and then it’s “please don’t touch my child.” What precautions were YOU taking before you had an infant?? Hand washing? Masking? VACCINATIONS????

[Mrs. Cat Stepmom @catstepmom]

Do you remember when you joined X? I do! #MyXAnniversary

[Mrs. Cat Stepmom @catstepmom]

Me with Clark when I finally make it to a cubs game

[Mrs. Cat Stepmom @catstepmom]

My cat would render this unusable in 10 seconds

[Outlander Magazine @StreetFashion01]

The Bottega Veneta Show invite is a bag with no stitches 🤯

[Mrs. Cat Stepmom @catstepmom]

At Dave and buster’s watching talk shows

[Mrs. Cat Stepmom @catstepmom]

I don’t event want a classroom makeover I just want a professional organizer to come to my classroom

[Mrs. Cat Stepmom @catstepmom]

Obsessed with the “that’s a man’s business” excuse

[Ken Klippenstein @kenklippenstein]

Asked about an accusation of insider trading, Nancy Pelosi responds: "I have no concern about the obvious investments that had been made over time. I'm not into it. My husband is. But it isn't anything to do with anything insider."

"I very much support the stop the trading of members of Congess. Not that I think anybody's doing anything wrong - if they are, they are prosecuted and they go to jail) - but because of the confidence it instills in the American people. Don't worry about this."

[Mrs. Cat Stepmom @catstepmom]

This is actually going to work the opposite way I want it to if you’ve ever seen my husband’s feet

[Mrs. Cat Stepmom @catstepmom]

Listening to baseball stats is like watching a Nardwuar interview

[Mrs. Cat Stepmom @catstepmom]

@igotleprosy I said yes I just don’t have it often

[Mrs. Cat Stepmom @catstepmom]

Do you love this shit? Are you high right now? Do you ever get nervous?

[Mrs. Cat Stepmom @catstepmom]

Not very teacher appreciation week of my school to have field day the same week

[Mrs. Cat Stepmom @catstepmom]

I have GOT to see an umpire’s pants rip

[Neil Renic @NC_Renic]

I apologise for the delayed response to your email, I have enormous personal flaws that I refuse to work on