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@GCRTA Passengers.. He said "the reason RTA puts the garbage can there is because they don't want people putting their bags up there."

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@GCRTA operator 1402 on coach 2306 claims that pax are not allowed to put bags on the wheel well by the door. Is this true?

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@tacobell #TacoBellCLE

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In the face of entropy and nothingness, you kind of have to pretend it's not there if you want to keep writing good code. ― Karl

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Abstention makes the heart grow fonder.

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After all is said and done, a lot more has been said than done.

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The meek shall inherit the earth, but not its mineral rights. ― J. Paul Getty

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The gentlemen looked one another over with microscopic carelessness.

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All my life I wanted to be someone; I guess I should have been more specific. ― Jane Wagner

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Giving advice is not as risky as people say; few ever take it anyway.

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Q: What is orange and goes "click, click?" A: A ball point carrot.

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And now for something completely different.

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Ask not for whom the telephone bell tolls ... if thou art in the bathtub, it tolls for thee.

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Hanlon's Razor: Never attribute to malice that which is adequately explained by stupidity.

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Your life would be very empty if you had nothing to regret.

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In marriage, as in war, it is permitted to take every advantage of the enemy.

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Journalism will kill you, but it will keep you alive while you're at it.

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I am the mother of all things, and all things should wear a sweater.

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Excellent day to have a rotten day.

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Vests are to suits as seat-belts are to cars.