umm no though so...

Not my chair, not my problem...

[umm no though so... @cattable]

I can’t wait to munch on the toes that have been kicking my ribs for the past 3 months

[umm no though so... @cattable]

I want to cry every time I feel my baby move inside my belly. It’s the best feeling in the whole world 🥹

[umm no though so... @cattable]

I will never forgive Elon Muskrat for ruining my favourite website

[umm no though so... @cattable]

I’m getting married in 2 weeks

[umm no though so... @cattable]

The man who checks the receipts at Costco called me a movie-star and then drew me and my mom lol

[umm no though so... @cattable]

Made a new friend

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@jamiegermond lmfao I’m literally going to kill Likely Fraud

[umm no though so... @cattable]

WHO ARE YOU PEOPLE?!??!?!?!

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Just reading a book with the sentence “wrapping her fingers around the cylindrical chamber of blood sponges that was his penis” and now I want to burn it

[umm no though so... @cattable]

Me all weekend

[umm no though so... @cattable]

I’m going to be alone for a few nights and I’m so excited to sleep without tape on my mouth

[umm no though so... @cattable]

Steven hates when I call his tablet my puzzle timer lol

[umm no though so... @cattable]

My body after jackhammering and moving concrete all day

[umm no though so... @cattable]

I guess they were a pretty good batch of cookies 🥰

[umm no though so... @cattable]

Queen shit

[umm no though so... @cattable]

I accidentally inhaled at least 7 gnats today

[umm no though so... @cattable]

My time was 1:37 for this competition placing 7th out of 20! But technically I placed 6th because the girl who beat me by 3 seconds lost a piece lol

[umm no though so... @cattable]

Every time I put flour on raw chicken I think it’s Turkish delight and wanna take a bite

[umm no though so... @cattable]

Lmao

[umm no though so... @cattable]

I hate when I cut a pepper open and it has a baby