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[lu @laafantasma]

boys joke about rape but draw the line when you tell them to kill themselves

[mr boozey @ihearttdave]

They be violating HIPPA on they close friends nowadays

[Tony Redgrave @GioJoKuJoGio_]

Mexicans when you tell them to stop sending money to their useless family members

[Greg the Sorcerer @gregthesorcerer]

I love filling out the surveys at Applebees

[tia ★ @tiadeeznuts]

apple pay should cancel the transaction if i look sad during the face ID part

[drug dealer anonymous @tuckfwelvey]

I'm done wit cougars. This bítch took my soda & said finish your food first

[futch cassidy @neutralpixies]

mr. big

[Double Bubble @tee_danja]

Hailey will put that lip balm in your ass if you ain’t looking

[A. @justbored142]

ngl i be doing the same shit men do but my heart is pure so it don’t count

[KSB 🩶 @kiryussideburns]

im sick of applications bro

[Pisser Dick @PisserDick_]

saying aw hell nah to literally everything that happens in a horror movie

[k ʚɞ @slvt4katya]

loss of my life

[bailey ☆ ★ @couldawentpro]

a monk just broke his lifelong vow of silence to ask me where my jeans were from

[𝙖𝙨𝙝💭 @athxo_]

a ngga will take dick before he take accountability

[Joey 🧚🏽 @aannaabaananaa]

adjusting my boobs in public to assert dominance

[weird little guy Green Cat @GreenCatPge]

Austin Abrams it's Your time to kiss boys on screen @ Austin do you hear me.