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it’s crazy how it happens i know

[strawberry milf 🍓 @catterspace]

living in the bible belt has taught me a lot about how i don’t wanna live in the bible belt

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Gonna start saying “yes chef” during sex

[strawberry milf 🍓 @catterspace]

@StarlingAbby Ew

[sister cool breeze @brusseIsproutz]

Having a parent who is a conspiracy theorist is me being like ‘Hey! Miss you!’ And my dad being ‘miss you too! Stay inside tomorrow btw! Laser beams’

[strawberry milf 🍓 @catterspace]

@The_Cubanator i’m so sorry friend. sending you big ol hugs today.

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@StarlingAbby should be *for adults who rape.

[Weed Porn @WeedPorns]

Me lookin at the one person who brought a blunt to the function

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my toxic trait is immediately assuming every couple that’s together is pregnant

[ppigg @s4m31p4n]

Girls need boyfriends because they show them movies. Otherwise they’d never watch any

[The Notorious J.O.V. @whotfisjovana]

could be us

[𝑆 @leoninethings]

Even a girlboss needs a forehead kiss sometimes

[tatyana ;) @tatbaee]

“ u done being stupid?”
me:

[MVP @thisMVP]

@1989swagg @HumansNoContext To prevent a prisoner from escaping, you have to make him feel like he’s at home

[strawberry milf 🍓 @catterspace]

i have screenshots but they’d be pointless to post. it’s just that this time, there’s something bigger than myself to protect. and im scared and sad about it.

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my ex is “met” someone who looks exactly like all of the things he told me i could/to change about myself. my crazy hair, my skinny body.
he praised me whenever i got “thick” or wore tighter clothes or straightened my hair. yet this is literally someone who looks just like me.

[strawberry milf 🍓 @catterspace]

at some point i’m going to be asked to take these down, im sure. be told i’m illogical. whatever. but not a week ago he asked me to tell him i loved him, that he missed and loved me. not surprised or hurt, just kind of numb and hate that i’ve continued to let it go for so long.

[strawberry milf 🍓 @catterspace]

i get it, im the prototype (the song he asked to play at our wedding, LMAO) ouchie