hot spinsters in your area

“im no miss congeniality but im not the worst of em!” -marjorie diehl armstrong

[꩜ m ꩜ @twoheadedm0th]

i am at my clits end !

[:( @ghoulhag]

starting your first job in corporate as a woman with a bubbly personality and genuinely wanting to get along with everybody

[gwyn @ironcladgrl]

when the chile is tea but the finna is gag

[white woman w/ a yelp account @blakeissweaty]

She looks like she’s about to instruct a Montessori classroom full of 8 year olds on how to sculpt small terracota figures reminiscent of the Indus Valley civilization

[😶‍🌫️ @penishorts]

This going to hit poor whites harder than the opioid epidemic

[alex @vaudevillehook]

Is rack city walkable

[hot spinsters in your area @catthew___]

COLLAB NOW

[hot spinsters in your area @catthew___]

@weaktwigs had to hide my boner

[Felix ❤️‍🔥 @pilgoth]

We should be taxing dog ownership to pay for childcare subsidies. The environmental burden alone from the piss and shit is staggering. These dog people need to be put on a tight leash.

[TINASHE @Tinashe]

Last night I was having so much fun at the club, dancing, getting lit.. and my girl turns to me and says “I can see in your eyes you’re sad” and I wonder how many other people notice

[Grace @gracecamille_]

feel bad saying it because it’s not their fault. but doodles need to go extinct immediately

[Lena Dunham @lenadunham]

Part of the reason I love 2 On by Tinashe is that she talks about getting wasted from a place of power!

[hot spinsters in your area @catthew___]

@weaktwigs #reallove

[jár @jarodzsz]

i want beat up chanels. i want new personnel

[seosamh 🇵🇸 @dayglowj0e]

she looks like shameika said she had potential

[hot spinsters in your area @catthew___]

seeing the way men talk about alysa liu makes me want to stick my head in the oven

[kelly @BoyYeetsWorld]

Imagine drunk driving on the Kirkway. Chills

[Ms.K @mskmalibu]

social media really got yall thinking 15 likes not a lot.. imagine 15 gorillas in your room tryna fck you

[Sweetenermatcha 🍉 @SweetenerMatcha]

I keep watching this video on repeat… I love how she talks on the beat