Cattleberg

The Storyteller has endless tales to share

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Sharing is caring.

It's also mandatory in Zwechkin man's utopian vision for our world.
Harry learned too late

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🥒 Billy uncovered who REALLY controls the world... and immediately took the bribe 💰😂

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@GeneralplanWest @PiraatBlud67 Our grudge match at Schnitzelmania would have been epic though

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@GeneralplanWest @PiraatBlud67 I relent!!!! my thumb slipped

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German wrestling in the 1980s was next level.

Nobody was a bigger star than Hans Holger!
What are your favorite memories of Germany's golden era wrestling?

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After years of bad behavior...

Cattleberg finally got its revenge. 🎈🐟💥

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Eating too much bacon made him a champion.

No veggies. No carbs. Only swine

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@nolivesmatter_1 Thank you! I am a screen writer. I have 3 completed feature films - two in post production and one is coming to streaming platforms in a month. Announcements to come

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Germans are the best lovers.
You'd be hard pressed to find a more romantic language than German.

Heinrich was history's greatest lover and GERMAN. After he humiliated the entire village's men - they took action and you'll never believe what unfolded

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🇩🇪📖 6 harsh lessons from German children's books

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The absolute last thing you want to find in the cookie jar 🤡😱

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@jayden1488fed you want the free schnitzel, don't you?

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The Schnitzel Train is OUT OF CONTROL!!! 🚂🥩

But Der Ubermensch would NEVER allow free schnitzel distribution to threaten the sacred laws of the marketplace ⚖️

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@fredrickian_ago @TheYcOrg the owners of the means of production have a mighty defender in Ubermensch!

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@M00NBLADA @GeneralplanWest

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Harsh lessons German children learn through storytime.

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At long last the Cattleberg origin story.

What would you do if approached by A Wicked Muse?

I have no regrets

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@TaraBull Ach! Hope he is okay. I’ll send his wife a schnitzel

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Ungrateful boy hated all of his presents

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I was on a popular TV show last year... can anyone guess which one?