jiyup ☆

i belong in a mental asylum

[jiyup ☆ @cattleyuh]

gn whores 💗

[alfie @alfienxo]

even at my most evil i'm considerate

[Hayme @jollykidjames]

Overpricing indicators sa local brands:
(1) conyo yung may ari
(2) yung name ng shop is a deep Filipino word (hiraya, maligaya, etc)

[Yo🎀 @baddestchef]

“You told your girls already??”

God forbid I report back to head quarters🧐

[໊ @petrasroan]

some of y’all lack

[virgobaby @maybeeevirgo]

my bestie and i

[Sharon @donsharone]

i would’ve paid attention in chemistry if they talked about niacinamide

[nova @comfypill]

one man's "psych ward patient" is another man's "she's all i've ever wanted"

[thomas ☆ﾟ.*･｡ﾟ @ThomasBeautyy]

i love being mean to people who deserve it like that’s something therapy cannot do