Catt Marp

The official doctor cat of the St. Louis Cardinals.

[Catt Marp @CattMarpMD]

I cannot imagine how Blue Jays fans are feeling right now. Brutal.

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Checking in, haven’t watched in a while. Is this okay?

[Bernie Miklasz @miklasz]

In May, Paul Goldschmidt, Nolan Gorman and Dylan Carlson have combined for 48 at-bats ... and do not have a hit. Yep: 0 for 48.

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@HulkaMatt

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And so, I rise again.

[St. Louis Cardinals @Cardinals]

Welcome back, Matt!

We have signed three-time All-Star INF Matt Carpenter to a one-year contract for the 2024 season.

#ForTheLou

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Just post a pastebin link jesus

[Los Angeles Dodgers @Dodgers]

The Los Angeles Dodgers have signed two-time American League Most Valuable Player Shohei Ohtani to a 10-year contract.

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Someone retweeted this beauty of a graphic lmao

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In these trying times, we must strive to have the confidence that Seth McClung once had.

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Kissinger dead.

That's it, that's the tweet.

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I have got an invite to the other site. Thanks folks!

[Catt Marp @CattMarpMD]

So anyone got that Blue$ky invite?

I'm sticking around until this site truly burns but I also want to try and stay connected with other folks if they are jumping ship. Even if I don't post a lost I still check this site every now and then.

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@batsdingerbonds @DerangedRowlet I’m so sorry for your loss. I’ll be thinking of you and your family.

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@VanHicklestein @batsdingerbonds Thanks! It’s nice to have something uniquely my own and I’m super happy with it

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@VanHicklestein @batsdingerbonds I have been summoned

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For the record I have never seen The Good Doctor but everything I have seen about it has been entirely against my will

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Sure the Cardinals pitching is terrible and the seasons sucks but I passed my board exam so this spring is a land of contrasts.

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@BarrelJumpist @em_dash01 Both of these are terrible

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@BarrelJumpist @em_dash01 This is referring to the movies right?

…Right?

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The Nootbaar mission was a success

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How can you not love baseball after watching that?

[Richard Staff @RichardStaff]

Ohtani and Trout going back to lose 92 games with the Angels after the most exciting game of their lives

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Lmao

[Jeff Jones @jmjones]

Oli Marmol approached CB Bucknor pregame to shake hands and clear the air. Bucknor refused. The other umpires apologized for his behavior, Marmol said. “I don’t think he’s very good at his job, and he has zero class as a man.”