chloe⌖

genius like frylock. sweet like meatwad. confident like master shake.. ig: cenoblunts

[chloe⌖ @catttechnology]

i’m in the uber like “cool if not but can i hit my nicotine vape in here”

[chloe⌖ @catttechnology]

these sold out in china so quickly i was 30 seconds from getting one but whatever fuck me don’t ask about it again

[smokedham @SmokedKun]

i got the tomie blushes and the designs are genius ughhh 😩

[chloe⌖ @catttechnology]

@willtoledo_ ur 20s are about brotherhood

[chloe⌖ @catttechnology]

booking a nail appointment a few days away is so hard … it feels like they expire the second you say goodbye to the nail salon receptionist. spoiled meat on my fingertips

[Thiss'Kidd'Chriss @imaGoonAssNiqqa]

' iM So Fuxkinqqq High Men , WTFF <3

[chloe⌖ @catttechnology]

i got onion rings today

[chloe⌖ @catttechnology]

so fucked when you want onion rings at 5:30 AM

[chloe⌖ @catttechnology]

everyone should wear athletic leggings at some point like we all need to be working out or at least doing chores that require the full range of mobility found in leggings

[chloe⌖ @catttechnology]

using sick time at work feels like cheating

[chloe⌖ @catttechnology]

@phendetta people hate feeling secure these days

[chloe⌖ @catttechnology]

online window shopping and the website shuts down for maintenance like fuck my stupid aspirational life <\3

[chloe⌖ @catttechnology]

cat sitting for my friend the other day admiring this massive mirror

[chloe⌖ @catttechnology]

got a perfume that smells 1 for 1 like a dreamsicle

[chloe⌖ @catttechnology]

1 2 hugs you

[Super Monkey Tweets @MonkeyBallTweet]

monkey memory

[chloe⌖ @catttechnology]

@KAVARI_

[chloe⌖ @catttechnology]

feels so southern woman maxing to have to run to the store for my weekly supply of cornbread

[chloe⌖ @catttechnology]

when the foundation swatch doesn’t match

[Aaron Rupar @atrupar]

both of these photos of Trump's hand were taken today (Getty)