girl: sex in the basement? oh you're a real freak... want me to chain you to the pipes and duct tape your mouth? 😉
guy who can only cum if he's looking at a spider: no thats okay. just the basement please
Drake (texting): What's yo favorite Crayola color
Millie Bobby Brown: Wild Watermelon
Drake: Damn they just letting anything be a crayon these days huh. Hahaaa. Hard for a guy like me to keep up