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paw tuah

[⋆jno @cattteeth]

i could never have an eating disorder cuz i’m all about the bread

[coworker @temuchainz]

girl: sex in the basement? oh you're a real freak... want me to chain you to the pipes and duct tape your mouth? 😉

guy who can only cum if he's looking at a spider: no thats okay. just the basement please

[Boots, 'with the fur' @afraidofwasps]

Drake (texting): What's yo favorite Crayola color

Millie Bobby Brown: Wild Watermelon

Drake: Damn they just letting anything be a crayon these days huh. Hahaaa. Hard for a guy like me to keep up

[Pirate Maevelee 🏴‍☠️ @r0ast_chicken]

Smoking that shit that made Charlie Kirk kill himself

[Tim Pool @Timcast]

Source tells me Charlie is stable.

Please god

[⋆jno @cattteeth]

@indicatorfn @grok grok fwm 🥺💯💯💯

[corb @awshuqs]

mi tink me gwaan reap what mi sow

[⋆jno @cattteeth]

@avitusbet @skramzbunny holy flop you never getting that promotion bro haha

[John Halo @EpicMasterChief]

You read a book on that? That’s cool. I understood it innately from birth

[d-money 💋 @ceru333]

if u have hentai stickers on ur car u deserve to be put on the sex offender list 😭

[Jimbus @ougimujinken]

This dude on my ig losing his damn mind

[Rusty 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 @ImSmilingRn]

(after my card declines) Strange. That account has 1 million dollars in it

[Jem @jaempsy]

How is my stranger things merch

[sweetest @BeyondBeautiful]

bring back real addictions like cocaine wym you addicted to porn and doordash

[Zac 🍒 Compact Disc HQ @World0fEcho]

am I “into” music? buddy, I’ve heard over 50 songs

[fawn @fawnncel]

yesterday? fuck. what’s next? tomorrow? fuck everything

[fel @bladeegirll]

if i was a mushroom i'd be like fuck my fungus life

[⋆jno @cattteeth]

@tarablogging i can’t believe that