sydth lord

insufferable

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“get ready with me boyfriend picks out my make up edition!!” thanks but I’d actually rather watch a sex tape of trump and Biden

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not to be dramatic but death penalty nitrogen style to Gracie abrams for that awful ethel cover

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“I’m not a mind reader” you’re right and that’s bc you’re not a mind user :/

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@Schlotzskys why don’t you exist in California?

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If you plate your takeout meals you scare me and I fully believe you’ve never just been yourself

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My nap dream consisted of me being in a tunnel full of toilets and the one I kept using was covered in Vera Bradley quilting I fear a quick google isn’t gonna dissect this one

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@UnrealBluegrass

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we want a cheaper by the dozen 3 and it’s a christmas movie please listen

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@UnrealBluegrass

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the chaos of buying gifts for 12 children and their significant others, someone bringing their significant other for the first time, steve martin saying he will cook this year and it’s a disaster, the possibilities of sillyness are never ending

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Only reason for a house in your 20’s is so you can scream

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Gave a woman the stink eye tonight. Hated to do it yet had to do it

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thankful that my belly button ring of 10 years decided to get their act together and heal it’s infection all on its own AFTER I bought $17 of dove antibacterial soap

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wow can’t remember last time I went to store and they had what I needed. but yes we are the generation of instant gratification cuz now I can find it on Amazon for delivery sunday (today is friday how impossible 4 me to think I could buy somethng at a store the day I need it)

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will someone who loves me please hide my tweezers and face razors my brows look like a divorced couple

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gonna get a pedicure and watch lemonade mouth if anyone needs me

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lowkey it would’ve been so funny if Olivia ripped off another paramore song just to be like and what? ….. for legal reasons I don’t think she ripped anything off to begin with but just for petty reasons I wish she “did” again just to piss everyone off

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if only the amber heard trial happened in the year of the barbie movie

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Can’t tell if Carrie Bradshaw desperately needs to hear right where you left me or needs to never hear right where you left me

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it’s crazy how when I see a car blow up in a movie I’m like oh my god I don’t care about this movie anymore

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Thinking about when me and austin were on a break -I’m sobbing to my parents about it and my dads tells me “maybe he’s just seeing if there’s any other options out there for him” radioactive thought he thought I needed to hear