Her Meowjesty 🦄

Civil rights lawyer, rule of law advocate, snarkmonster. Easily distracted by wordplay and string. Views are my own; cats belong to no one.

[Her Meowjesty 🦄 @cattusdixit]

The text is plain.

[Meriel @MerielMyers]

Write the scariest story you can in just 4 words.

[Her Meowjesty 🦄 @cattusdixit]

@Noahpinion

[Her Meowjesty 🦄 @cattusdixit]

@imjustinho I also graduated top of my class, loved law school, and passed the damned thing on the first try. It's just unnecessarily brutal.

[Her Meowjesty 🦄 @cattusdixit]

@imjustinho I called my dad and sobbed on the phone the night before for hours. The bar exam is abusive.

[Her Meowjesty 🦄 @cattusdixit]

@Noahpinion

[Her Meowjesty 🦄 @cattusdixit]

William Butter Yeats
that is all

[Her Meowjesty 🦄 @cattusdixit]

This tweet wins

[Tzarial @tzarial]

Once upon a time, not so long ago...

Our latest cover, with @cattusdixit and Funktor on vocals. Art by @KharisKreations

https://t.co/62pEAGl9EH

[Her Meowjesty 🦄 @cattusdixit]

Seen while buying birdseed on amazon

[Her Meowjesty 🦄 @cattusdixit]

Book 5 is out! Thanks to @KharisKreations
Fo the amazing cover work! https://t.co/mYKhaQtKhk

[Her Meowjesty 🦄 @cattusdixit]

YIMBY!!!!
https://t.co/GuNd2fOIwF

[Her Meowjesty 🦄 @cattusdixit]

Oh hey it's me YIMBY-ing!

[Tzarial @tzarial]

I mean, obviously I have an auto-immune condition. I'm trans; even my immune system has dysphoria.

[Her Meowjesty 🦄 @cattusdixit]

Currently, I figuratively don't have enough spoons. Turns out, I also literally don't have enough spoons. I went on the interwebs to buy more spoons, but there were too many options, so I closed the window and moved on.
Friends, I didn't have enough spoons to get more spoons.

[Her Meowjesty 🦄 @cattusdixit]

@Noahpinion Yes

[Her Meowjesty 🦄 @cattusdixit]

@Noahpinion None of the above, you are 7 stories tall, made of radiation

[Her Meowjesty 🦄 @cattusdixit]

@Noahpinion @nominalthoughts What age of HUMANITY

[Her Meowjesty 🦄 @cattusdixit]

"Karma is a cat purring in my lap cause it loves me" @taylorswift13

[Her Meowjesty 🦄 @cattusdixit]

There is very nearly no connection whatsoever between this tweet and the subject article. I keep trying to make it make sense and it's making my head explode.

[Benny Johnson @bennyjohnson]

BREAKING: The FBI has now leaked, one week after a pivotal election, to the Washington Post that the Regime’s raid on Mar-a-Lago was basically a political-op:

“Agents and prosecutors found no discernible business interest in the Mar-a-Lago documents”

https://t.co/Xt3Xh8Br8Q

[Her Meowjesty 🦄 @cattusdixit]

@PupusaLawyer Not any foreseeable harm, at least

[Noah Smith 🐇🇺🇸🇺🇦🇹🇼 @Noahpinion]

LOLLLLLLLL OMG it's NIMBY BINGO