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I love taking long, romantic walks to the fridge... @cattylicious

[George Takei @GeorgeTakei]

So...Elon Musk let Andrew Tate back on Twitter, and Tate promptly used it to reveal his whereabouts to authorities in Romania who then arrested him.

All because Greta Thunberg owned him so hard his little wee-wee fell off.

Do I have that right? Please say I have that right.

[catty @catty]

How do I get this job? https://t.co/1eO1wpSxvd

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@elonmusk

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Accurate.

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Makes all the sense. Happy Halloween!

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@mchyl 😂

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Not sure when I went from mama to mummy to mum to bruh.

[catty @catty]

Reading about China’s current Covid policies in @nytimes and couldn’t help but notice the correlation to @YanagiharaHanya’s third book #toparadise which she wrote before the pandemic was even a thing. Crazy!

[catty @catty]

I don’t know when it happened but suddenly I like drinking warm water. Finally, I’m an old person.

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Today me thanks yesterday me for having the excellent foresight to buy extra cake.

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Nothing tells you more about someone than what’s on their Apple Watch face.

[rabia O'chaudry @rabiasquared]

We did it.

We FREED ADNAN!

[catty @catty]

All the thoughts and feelings…

[The New York Times @nytimes]

Breaking News: The murder conviction of Adnan Syed, whose case was chronicled on “Serial,” was overturned. He has served 23 years in prison for the 1999 murder of his high school classmate Hae Min Lee. https://t.co/kpVnc2f2kw

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That in between season when I’m wearing shorts and tee during the day and 4 layers with a scarf by 5pm.

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Me.

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@_Just Well this sounds juicy…

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Actual definition of Apre ski

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When the golden hour filter is too golden #FirstWorldProblems

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Getting into bed with fresh sheets. Name something better.

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Forgotten about this gem of an account 😂