cat mercury

Reckless Pessimist.

[cat mercury @cattyrah]

@FreddyLA7 Honestly, I’ve been so worried about your gastrointestinal system lol. Taco bell, chilis, b-dubs, waffle house … you’re not going to 💩 for a week or you’re going to absolutely destroy the toilets. 🚽 😂

[cat mercury @cattyrah]

@BravoTV a show about the spouses/lives of real, queer hockey players. Queer as Puck. You’re welcome.

[cat mercury @cattyrah]

@mpotter330 wsg mah brotha

[cat mercury @cattyrah]

Trump is gross.

[The White House @WhiteHouse]

TWO KINGS. 👑

[cat mercury @cattyrah]

Says the most divisive president ever

[The White House @WhiteHouse]

Enough is enough.

[cat mercury @cattyrah]

@dogecoin me and you, motel 6 in Omaha Nebraska, cheez it eating contest, 6/26/26 7:30 PM

[cat mercury @cattyrah]

@SnoopDogg OH MAH GARSH SNOOP DAWGY DAWG

[The Prince and Princess of Wales @KensingtonRoyal]

Remembering Her Majesty Queen Elizabeth II on the 100th anniversary of her birth. Inspiring generations through a lifetime of duty.

[cat mercury @cattyrah]

@JSRahm Yeah she is

[cat mercury @cattyrah]

@SnoopDogg o mah garsh snoop doggy dogg

[cat mercury @cattyrah]

Top L to R - Jesus healing people (depicted through art)
Bottom L - Doctor healing people
Bottom R - whatever the hell #Trump posted.

We’re going to need to see that AI prompt.

[cat mercury @cattyrah]

It’s wild when you’re pissed at the Pope so you rebrand as Jesus

[Remarks @remarks]

JUST IN: 🇺🇸 President Trump posts image portraying himself as Jesus Christ.

[reb @rebmasel]

Carroll, now a bright spot on our Moon, because four people, who traveled farther from Earth than any human in the 4.5-billion-year history of Earth has ever been, loved someone so much, they carried her the whole way there.

[mayerr @ymmayerr]

This economy is so fckd you'll be sitting here thinking you're bad with money and all you did was buy food

[cat mercury @cattyrah]

@LauraLoomer Omg who are you and why are you a terrible person?

[cat mercury @cattyrah]

Why did we entertain Alex’s nonstop soccer obsession even in this reunion? Over it. #loveisblind

[cat mercury @cattyrah]

Amber thought she was on Maury #loveisblind

[cat mercury @cattyrah]

Jess is really pretty. And also, I don’t think I’ve seen anyone get dragged like this on tv ever lol. Idk how Chris is not crying lol #loveisblindreunion

[cat mercury @cattyrah]

Chris showing up is wild lol. #loveisblindreunion

[Mariah Carey @MariahCarey]

She has 2 Nobel prizes, I have 2 Diamond albums, we're practically the same person