𝚂𝚎𝚕𝚒𝚗𝚊

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[𝚂𝚎𝚕𝚒𝚗𝚊 @cattytheft]

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⠀ ⠀ 「 𝙼𝚢 𝚠𝚘𝚛𝚕𝚍 𝚒𝚜 𝚊𝚕𝚕
𝚓𝚞𝚜𝚝 𝚜𝚑𝚊𝚍𝚎𝚜 𝚘𝚏 𝚐𝚛𝚊𝚢. 」
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[𝚂𝚎𝚕𝚒𝚗𝚊 @cattytheft]

Such a dissenting opinion from what I've been hearing lately ...

[‍ ‍ ‍ ‍ ‍* ‍ HE𖤐R NO 𝐄VIL‧ @TECHHAUNTED]

He’s not real.

[𝚂𝚎𝚕𝚒𝚗𝚊 @cattytheft]

God.

[𝚂𝚎𝚕𝚒𝚗𝚊 @cattytheft]

Mm...

Perhaps "upset" isn't the right word.

Maybe slightly disappointed.

[‍ ‍ ‍ ‍ ‍ ‍ ‍ ‍ ‍ ‍ ‍ ❯ Ꮢ. ‍ ‍ ‍ ‍ ‍ ‍ ‍ @3NlGM4]

Eugh.

Will you be upset if I say it wasn’t?

[𝚂𝚎𝚕𝚒𝚗𝚊 @cattytheft]

I know you love your riddles, but spare me the games. You know exactly what I'm talking about.

[‍ ‍ ‍ ‍ ‍ ‍ ‍ ‍ ‍ ‍ ‍ ❯ Ꮢ. ‍ ‍ ‍ ‍ ‍ ‍ ‍ @3NlGM4]

And how am I supposed to answer that, hm?

[𝚂𝚎𝚕𝚒𝚗𝚊 @cattytheft]

It was you, wasn't it? @3NlGM4.

[𝚂𝚎𝚕𝚒𝚗𝚊 @cattytheft]

They voted me as "Most Likely to be a Cat Lady" in high school.

[𝚂𝚎𝚕𝚒𝚗𝚊 @cattytheft]

Denied.

Remind me to punish that clown later.

[‍ ‍ ‍ ‍ ‍ ‍ ‍ ‍ ‍ ‍ ‍ ❯ Ꮢ. ‍ ‍ ‍ ‍ ‍ ‍ ‍ @3NlGM4]

@cattytheft confirm?

[𝚂𝚎𝚕𝚒𝚗𝚊 @cattytheft]

Oh. What a surprise.

...

What is the clown doing in her apartment?

[𝚂𝚎𝚕𝚒𝚗𝚊 @cattytheft]

Crawls into her apartment window after a long, mysterious disappearance.

Good to be back in this dump.

... (Not really.)

[𝚂𝚎𝚕𝚒𝚗𝚊 @cattytheft]

Mmm. Okay.

As if I haven't seen your mess before.

[‍ ‍ ‍ ‍ ‍ ‍ ‍ ‍ ‍ ‍ ‍ ❯ Ꮢ. ‍ ‍ ‍ ‍ ‍ ‍ ‍ @3NlGM4]

Whenever you’d like, kittycat. But. Not today. I have to…clean.

[𝚂𝚎𝚕𝚒𝚗𝚊 @cattytheft]

I see.

Maybe I'll give you your perk, then.

... When do you want me to come?

[‍ ‍ ‍ ‍ ‍ ‍ ‍ ‍ ‍ ‍ ‍ ❯ Ꮢ. ‍ ‍ ‍ ‍ ‍ ‍ ‍ @3NlGM4]

Nnno. It would be a perk. Not a requirement.

[𝚂𝚎𝚕𝚒𝚗𝚊 @cattytheft]

Awww. It's so tempting to believe your sweet-talk.

[gently pats the side of his face before releasing it.]

I'll say this— you certainly are entertaining. You make my life far more interesting.

[𝚂𝚎𝚕𝚒𝚗𝚊 @cattytheft]

Mmmm. Fine.

Only because it makes Doe happy more than anything.

[‍ ‍ 𝒢𝙷𝙾𝚂𝚃𝙸𝙴 .ᐟ @PETSCEMETERIES]

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oz spoils doe enough! c'mon, just one little gift? please? would mean a lot to them of sel let them get her something. really.

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[𝚂𝚎𝚕𝚒𝚗𝚊 @cattytheft]

I'm glad you finally admit it.

We should watch it... at your place.

[‍ ‍ 𝙾𝚉. ‍ @44BEL0W]

A bit…

[𝚂𝚎𝚕𝚒𝚗𝚊 @cattytheft]

In other words, you'll let me move in if I help you further your goals.

[‍ ‍ ‍ ‍ ‍ ‍ ‍ ‍ ‍ ‍ ‍ ❯ Ꮢ. ‍ ‍ ‍ ‍ ‍ ‍ ‍ @3NlGM4]

I don’t blame you for existing in a system you have no say in.

But it would be nice if you’d help me dismantle it.

[𝚂𝚎𝚕𝚒𝚗𝚊 @cattytheft]

I see.

Well, since I'm miss capitalism and all...

Are you still going to let me move in?

[‍ ‍ ‍ ‍ ‍ ‍ ‍ ‍ ‍ ‍ ‍ ❯ Ꮢ. ‍ ‍ ‍ ‍ ‍ ‍ ‍ @3NlGM4]

Owning more than one property is theft. Not paying workers what they’re due is theft. Both are supported by capitalism. See?

[𝚂𝚎𝚕𝚒𝚗𝚊 @cattytheft]

Stealing from others is capitalism?

[‍ ‍ ‍ ‍ ‍ ‍ ‍ ‍ ‍ ‍ ‍ ❯ Ꮢ. ‍ ‍ ‍ ‍ ‍ ‍ ‍ @3NlGM4]

That’s capitalism.

[𝚂𝚎𝚕𝚒𝚗𝚊 @cattytheft]

Well. So does mine, really.

[‍ ‍ ‍ ‍ ‍ ‍ ‍ ‍ ‍ ‍ ‍ ❯ Ꮢ. ‍ ‍ ‍ ‍ ‍ ‍ ‍ @3NlGM4]

No, because his money piggybacks off the suffering of others.

[𝚂𝚎𝚕𝚒𝚗𝚊 @cattytheft]

You haven't kept track because I'm sure you've been going around being other people's doggies, hmm?

Probably forgot all about your kitty cat.

[gently squeezes his cheeks together.]

Did you want me to miss you, Joker?