Craftness

Everything happens, then we reason. When all else fails, pun it out of its misery. Autodidact.

[Craftness @cattywampuscurl]

What do you call questionable French avocado dip?
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Quoicamole.

[Craftness @cattywampuscurl]

@So_Dam_DarLing3 This is too accurate. It hurts. It burns, and I don’t like it

[Craftness @cattywampuscurl]

@So_Dam_DarLing3 *drools in Italian*

[Craftness @cattywampuscurl]

Today is rich with small treasures 🫖🫐 ☕️ https://t.co/3xhcid93yK

[Craftness @cattywampuscurl]

Almost time for Cherry Blossoms 🌸 https://t.co/dle1HFwzJh

[Craftness @cattywampuscurl]

When it’s been a hard 6 months and your good friend decides to make and ship you chain mail jewelry...you feel stronger. ⛓🗝
Handcrafted by the skill of @drewerig 💯 https://t.co/1ASxfmkOvO

[Craftness @cattywampuscurl]

I have cereal, and he wants it, precioussssssss https://t.co/2NF9q6jrXj

[Craftness @cattywampuscurl]

Long walkies with a pinecone-toy! #dogwalk #sheltielife https://t.co/YGvzscVKxT

[Craftness @cattywampuscurl]

What’s football, precious?
Tonight we celebrate the Superb Owl
#teaandcakes https://t.co/Hq0y6ndQTX

[Craftness @cattywampuscurl]

He knows how to make himself cute when he wants something! https://t.co/jIwnKVufaN

[A Small Fiction @ASmallFiction]

She found it important to have dreams of many sizes.

Small, portable dreams to keep in a pocket. Always at hand.

Dreams large enough to crawl inside and shut the door.

To shelter through the storms.

[Thoughts of Dog @dog_feelings]

apparently. my stuffed fren sebastian smells bad. so he will be spending the night in the spinny bath. which means the human and i. will be spending the night. next to the spinny bath. so nobody is alone

[Craftness @cattywampuscurl]

Life finds a way...it consumes. 🙃

[Diane Doniol-Valcroze @ddoniolvalcroze]

Trees swallowing Trespassing Signs

[Craftness @cattywampuscurl]

Thanksgiving nachos: sweet potato corn chips, cheddar, Turkey, stuffing (optional), and cranberry sauce to add after baking... https://t.co/mMksPQN3pB

[Craftness @cattywampuscurl]

Welsh Caroling customs are fascinating 🐴 🎄🍪🍻 https://t.co/fMOnpnRkEu

[Craftness @cattywampuscurl]

Usually “It” begins with chocolate chip. But in a weird year, we deviated to Reese’s Pieces PB as the inaugural cookie #bakingseason #cookies https://t.co/t9ddbfOHIL

[Craftness @cattywampuscurl]

🎵I’ve got plenty to be Thankful for🎶 https://t.co/nTj6sNdJ63

[Craftness @cattywampuscurl]

Drink!
1 part Pecan Pie liquor
3 parts sparkling Apple Juice
Dunk in Spiced Wafers, and watch Muppet Treasure Island instead of election coverage! https://t.co/9iTEnGW2A6

[Craftness @cattywampuscurl]

Happy Return of the Heated Blanket Day! Parker approved; Parker endorsed. https://t.co/uGHHOcGgE5

[Craftness @cattywampuscurl]

Helping @flyleafthebookfairy film this past weekend, I got an unintentional selfie that’s 1000% my Oct 2020 calling card #maskmonday #socialdistancing #spookyseason #halloween #sideeye #lydiadeetz #beetlejuice https://t.co/ucU8fvSvfT

[Craftness @cattywampuscurl]

It’s been a *week*. Sea Witch hair (in time for Halloween) courtesy of the skills of @jaime.r.hair
She blends the best colors!! 💙💚 https://t.co/U3geHWdG6k