Abbie

pls. don't pet the peeves

[Abbie @cattywaumpus]

@adamklevy @jabyess @cattywaumpus is @jabyess's sister. It was a huge hit in my meme group. Also just saw this one floating around. Thanks for the laugh!

[Abbie @cattywaumpus]

Hey @Starbucks
I was tired of waiting for you to make your own holiday cardboard cat scratcher so I made my own

[Abbie @cattywaumpus]

Hey @exxonmobil
I feel like you missed a big opportunity here by not saying reROARds ..... get it.....?
https://t.co/Qp1qecmcat

[Abbie @cattywaumpus]

Hey, @WasteManagement
How come you haven't made an app yet that bing bongs when your trash truck is 5 streets away?
My ADHD ass CANNOT be the only one who needs this.
Putting kids to bed? Raining tonight?

[Abbie @cattywaumpus]

@90DayCray1 hahahahaaaaaahahhaaa omg I choked

[Abbie @cattywaumpus]

@WPBF25News No gas in East Boca?

[Abbie @cattywaumpus]

@WPBF25News no gas in East Boca?

[Abbie @cattywaumpus]

@diomio02028330 she reminds me of Mimi from the Drew Carey Show

[Abbie @cattywaumpus]

Someone tell me what shoes Eminem is wearing #HalfTimeShow

[Abbie @cattywaumpus]

Hey @BaskinRobbins your cookie dough polar pizza is delish but boyfriend says how come no Rice Crispies Treats pizza @KelloggsUS ??

[Ameelz @AmeliaMeelzie]

I feel like im watching a cult initiation #HalfTimeShow

[Daryl Stoltzfus @DerailPSU]

The Weekend’s #SuperBowlLV #HalfTimeShow setting kinda reminds me of The Muppets Show.

[Abbie @cattywaumpus]

@KSpring42

[Abbie @cattywaumpus]

Hey @AskTarget @Target
Everyone at my toxicology lab got a kick out of your
'HOPE YOU BROUGHT URINE'
welcome mat so thanks

[Abbie @cattywaumpus]

@kate springer idk how this works

[adam @adamklevy]

ok, funny story

[Abbie @cattywaumpus]

@LiMuEmuDoug

[Abbie @cattywaumpus]

@HeidiKay1647 So high it's just poppin out of her body

[Abbie @cattywaumpus]

@HP
Really?