Cat Von Dee

[Cat Von Dee @CatVonDee]

Windowsills r great, but can somebody explain the comfort of this forearm right meow?

[Cat Von Dee @CatVonDee]

Finally, can tweet again. Been punished for peeing on a bed, plotting my revenge now. My plan is to keep dude awake on his day off. Winning.

[Cat Von Dee @CatVonDee]

fresh litter gets old

[Cat Von Dee @CatVonDee]

Woke those bitches up again today! Me, many, them, zero. Recipe as follows, scratch door, repeat.

[Cat Von Dee @CatVonDee]

Confused, been stepping on this stomach forever, still no answer to the meaning of life. Probably soon though.

[Cat Von Dee @CatVonDee]

Meeooowwwyyyyaaaawwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwn, smack.

[Cat Von Dee @CatVonDee]

My fools have returned, I begin the cycle of dependant resentment anew.

[Cat Von Dee @CatVonDee]

Ha! The food bringer was watching the news hour today, and Ray Juarez was a bit preachy. He didn't notice. Hmmph! What a douche.

[Cat Von Dee @CatVonDee]

I was sad to realize my captivity today. What was once freedom I've recognized as a larger cell. Now, nap. Soon, plotting my escape.

[Cat Von Dee @CatVonDee]

tap, tap, tap, push, push, look, stare, tap, knock that shit down. Check.

[Cat Von Dee @CatVonDee]

@dogthebounty @crumblytofu

[Cat Von Dee @CatVonDee]

pardon the test tweet, they don't have instructions in cat.

[Cat Von Dee @CatVonDee]

Truly awesome Sunday. Saw some dude eat shit on the sidewalk out front gazing at me in the window. No human around to enjoy it. Cats rule.