DogTheBountyHunter

I krushing ur hed

[DogTheBountyHunter @dogthebounty]

I don't have much, but @catvondee got a hold of the iPhone so I thought I'd drop a line to my homies. What up cats? Where the pussy at?

[DogTheBountyHunter @dogthebounty]

This rubber band is effing awesome! I'm gonna bite this shit, no wait, throw it up would be better. It landed! Eff yeah! Today rules so far.

[DogTheBountyHunter @dogthebounty]

I'll say it, naps are nice. There.

[DogTheBountyHunter @dogthebounty]

They're leaving, I'm sure of it, turning on the cute but it isn't working. Naps without a human pillow hardly count.

[DogTheBountyHunter @dogthebounty]

My plans for freedom foiled today by an angry sky. Tomorrow to b less scary more escapey.

[DogTheBountyHunter @dogthebounty]

Spent today sweatin my last tweet. Need to connect with the catness. Stop repeating words. Mind my 140. De purrr rest.

[DogTheBountyHunter @dogthebounty]

Sad today, saw five or six bugs running around today. ALL of em on the wrong side of the window.

[DogTheBountyHunter @dogthebounty]

If one more cat thanks me for the ass lickings with "I haz cheezburger" I'm going to kill the effing internet. We haz grammer...fuck.

[DogTheBountyHunter @dogthebounty]

I swear to god, does nobody see that fly on the wall?? It's just sitting there for fucks sake! Do you see that?? Christs sake, I'll watch it

[DogTheBountyHunter @dogthebounty]

@catvondee

[DogTheBountyHunter @dogthebounty]

@crumblyTofu and @dogthebounty

[DogTheBountyHunter @dogthebounty]

I'm thinking about lying on a windowsill for a good four hours tomorrow, but that's making me sleepy. Gotta be more exciting than terminator