catarina

[Audrey @audreythefinest]

Kanye told Kim he feels a way about her sexy pics and she said that sounds like a personal problem loooool

[j o j o @jojopneto]

prefiro um feto abortado do que uma bebê no lixo. podem dar todos os argumentos, podem me xingar, podem falar o que for mas ninguém merece vir ao mundo pra passar por isso.

[Cardi B @iamcardib]

And at the end of the day SUCK MY DICK.

[Liam 💻 @somenerdliam]

How to DELETE 99.9% of your digital footprint from the internet [a thread]

[ce 💓 @KraveCee]

i’d rather you hurt my feelings and tell me the truth. than for you to lie to me. that’s my biggest pet peeve is a liar. yea imma be hurt but at least your being honest with me.

[jp @excesstential]

once i took a girl on a date and she said “wow, i love how polite you are to the employees” and then i went home and found her twitter and she tweeted “date someone who is polite to food service employees” and then she had the audacity to get a boyfriend that wasnt me

[ath⁷ @7IDDIEZ]

it’s okay if all you did today was survive

[li @iamana_li]

Portugal-Ucrânia

senhor da rádio:
estamos nos 28 minutos e Portugal já está a sofrer um traumatismo ucraniano.

proud de ser portuguesa <3

[N͓̽i͓̽n͓̽a͓̽🦋 @Nina_Bakaheart]

Retweet to feed the cat a slice of salmon.
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[Madz @MadisonLGossett]

I don’t think Apple understands that we’re not asking for 17 cameras, all we want is a front facing camera that doesn’t reverse the picture after you take it.

[𝕓𝕖𝕥𝕙 @bethmejiax]

kanye complaining how kim’s photos are “too sexy” and it affects him why’d you marry a bad bitch then

[buddyboy @tylme_]

college students be like

airpods: in
fafsa: spent
gas tank: empty
person i’ve been texting: ghosted
iced matcha w/ oat milk: slurped
midterm: failed
will to live: nonexistent