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LADY'S DREAM iPHONE TURNS NIGHTMARE AFTER "TOO GOOD TO BE TRUE" ONLINE DEAL Vipi, Mondayly? Najua Mkwanja iliingia last week. Mmelipwa? 😊 Pia msupport biz za Mbogi wenye hawako kwa monthly pension. Sio? Weekend ilikuwa aje? I hope ManU hawakuchoma tena. Kama kawa niko hapa kuwachanua kabla you make ile kitu ya fake phone... Kuna huyu Ndranya, 24 years, kaumbwa kaumbika, complete with black synthetic wig. She had just secured her first job and ready to cop the iPhone of her dreams. Ogopa mayuts with dreams!! When the long awaited pay finally landed, aliwaste no time. Nobody can stop Emma! She contacted a smooth talking online seller, Voke wa Madeals, who promised a "clean, almost new" iPhone at a price too good to ignore. No receipt. No original box papers. Just a quick meet up behind a petrol station and a handshake. Ni deal si deal? Plot 10 itajua aje kuna new member of the iPhone gang? Ringtone iko design ya nganya style volume that could wake the dead. Kidogo kidogo, Bunge la Plot ndiyo hiyo! "Ati huyu msichana anafikiria sisi hatuwezi afford simu?" furious Mama Otis asked while holding mahindi boiro. Wa Kefini complained the phone was shouting louder than makanga wa Railways. Naliaka mama fua, hii sauti is louder than Wafula wa Jeevanjee, while Jecinta wa Mothers Union wondered if the high voltage volume this early in the morning was calling the angels or summoning demons. The disturbance became the talk of the plot. Mutina and Bosco barked in protest. Even Atasa's sound effects were being overshadowed. Unknown to Emma, the shiny iPhone she was proudly flaunting had a dark past. Our boys from the Serious Crimes Unit had been trailing the device after it was reported stolen from a murder victim whose body had been discovered weeks earlier along the Eastern Bypass. And so, our boys arrived kwa scene "Emma's (Gatangi-one bedroom)" na automobile which can pack up to 300 hp and sprint from 0 to 100Km/h in as little as 7.2 seconds in its most legendary forms! but our boys are humble to brag on earthly materials while their happiness ni-kuserve raia. Hodi! Hodi! The neighbours fell silent. Emma stepped out dressed ile style ya Ngoma ya Matata na Sauti. A few words exchanged. All she could offer were WhatsApp chats and a vague: "I bought it online from a guy called Voke wa Madeals." One neighbour, who had been convinced the officers had finally come to deal with the high voltage noise, slowly realised the noise was not the problem. The phone was. Naliaka was overheard saying, "At least the high voltage noise has gone to jail. Sasa ni time yetu for some high voltage horizontal engineering noise." As we speak, Emma is enjoying an all expenses paid stay at one of our gated communities as investigations into the murder continue. Mondaylys, we love a good deal but sometimes deals ni mingi. When buying second-hand gadgets, rushing to grab a bargain without checking properly can land you in real trouble. Ukifanyiwa deal, pia kagua. Buy from authorised sellers. Verify before you pay. #FichuaKwaDCI 0800 722 203

DCI_Kenya's tweet photo. LADY'S DREAM iPHONE TURNS NIGHTMARE AFTER "TOO GOOD TO BE TRUE" ONLINE DEAL

Vipi, Mondayly?

Najua Mkwanja iliingia last week. Mmelipwa? 😊 Pia msupport biz za Mbogi wenye hawako kwa monthly pension.

Sio?

Weekend ilikuwa aje?

I hope ManU hawakuchoma tena. Kama kawa niko hapa kuwachanua kabla you make ile kitu ya fake phone...

Kuna huyu Ndranya, 24 years, kaumbwa kaumbika, complete with black synthetic wig. She had just secured her first job and ready to cop the iPhone of her dreams. Ogopa mayuts with dreams!! When the long awaited pay finally landed, aliwaste no time. Nobody can stop Emma! She contacted a smooth talking online seller, Voke wa Madeals, who promised a "clean, almost new" iPhone at a price too good to ignore. No receipt. No original box papers. Just a quick meet up behind a petrol station and a handshake.

Ni deal si deal?

Plot 10 itajua aje kuna new member of the iPhone gang? Ringtone iko design ya nganya style volume that could wake the dead. Kidogo kidogo, Bunge la Plot ndiyo hiyo! "Ati huyu msichana anafikiria sisi hatuwezi afford simu?" furious Mama Otis asked while holding mahindi boiro. Wa Kefini complained the phone was shouting louder than makanga wa Railways. Naliaka mama fua, hii sauti is louder than Wafula wa Jeevanjee, while Jecinta wa Mothers Union wondered if the high voltage volume this early in the morning was calling the angels or summoning demons.

The disturbance became the talk of the plot. Mutina and Bosco barked in protest. Even Atasa's sound effects were being overshadowed.

Unknown to Emma, the shiny iPhone she was proudly flaunting had a dark past. Our boys from the Serious Crimes Unit had been trailing the device after it was reported stolen from a murder victim whose body had been discovered weeks earlier along the Eastern Bypass.

And so, our boys arrived kwa scene "Emma's (Gatangi-one bedroom)" na automobile which can pack up to 300 hp and sprint from 0 to 100Km/h in as little as 7.2 seconds in its most legendary forms! but our boys are humble to brag on earthly materials while their happiness ni-kuserve raia.

Hodi! Hodi!

The neighbours fell silent.

Emma stepped out dressed ile style ya Ngoma ya Matata na Sauti. A few words exchanged. All she could offer were WhatsApp chats and a vague: "I bought it online from a guy called Voke wa Madeals." One neighbour, who had been convinced the officers had finally come to deal with the high voltage noise, slowly realised the noise was not the problem. The phone was. Naliaka was overheard saying, "At least the high voltage noise has gone to jail. Sasa ni time yetu for some high voltage horizontal engineering noise."

As we speak, Emma is enjoying an all expenses paid stay at one of our gated communities as investigations into the murder continue.

Mondaylys, we love a good deal but sometimes deals ni mingi. When buying second-hand gadgets, rushing to grab a bargain without checking properly can land you in real trouble. Ukifanyiwa deal, pia kagua. Buy from authorised sellers.

Verify before you pay.

#FichuaKwaDCI
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