Caty Valentine🧚🏼

[🦋 fairy 🧚‍♂️ @thisdecfairy]

“finally a day off”

me on the day off:

[Zoldyck @Michealkaiser_]

This is why you can't impress me with that Sydney Sweeney shit. I know what a real bad white bitch looks like

[Caty Valentine🧚🏼 @catyval29]

Rick ross ur a corn ball and u look like u smell like beef

[Complex Music @ComplexMusic]

"['ICEMAN'] was horrendous. My homies actually sat there. They lost an hour of their life."

— Rick Ross on 'ICEMAN' via PBD Podcast (2026)

[jor @wombpatrol]

i understand preventing theft but we gotta unlock the deodorant aisle we gotta let people steal that shit during summer as a public good

[The Ginger Swindler @lilydsmith]

sure elmo

[throwbacks @solelynostalgia]

he would’ve fought the hantavirus himself if it was on his ship

[AnGy ☆ @nishozoldyck]

hoe ass bitch

[S.🎧 @1ssve]

Me applying to jobs after my boss makes me mad:

[k @ysljennii]

whoever invented beds was a fucking genius. i’m just all cozied up in here, like you don’t even know how cozy i am

[masha @masha_slp]

But your honour you know how I get

[gabb @gabbgoudy]

some of you just hate jalen hurts because he’s very handsome and that’s ok to admit

[Ms.K @mskmalibu]

being a woman is like would you rather be dehumanised for being sexy or for being ugly

[lindsey ok @lindseyyok]

It’s every fucking day with this stupid fucking President swear to god

[Berry ⏾ @auraonx]

I be like “i need to lock in” and it’s just me moving the clothes from the washer to the dryer

[que sera. @broztitute]

There’s an old saying in Tennessee I know it’s in Texas probably in Tennessee

[poppa @popitforpoppa]

"people you may know" and it's someone
i would set on fire

[sebastián @lovingcmila]

normal person: i wish my husband was still alive 😢

erika kirk:

[Caty Valentine🧚🏼 @catyval29]

I wanna go back to the time this album was released