cat

she/her. royal tampa academy of dramatic tricks.

[cat @catzzst]

If I brought my electric blanket to the bar do you think they would plug it in for me

[Cats: The Jellicle Ball @jellicleballnyc]

Tune in to see our very Jellicle performance on the #TonyAwards tomorrow at 8PM ET on CBS, kitties!!!! 💋

[Yashar Ali 🐘 @yashar]

Gwyneth Paltrow says her husband is a progressive and that he “wants to make sure everybody’s looked after.”

Paltrow says that she’s “pretty centrist” and adds that her husband “thinks I’m a Republican.”

She says she’s not a Republican, but an independent, and that she doesn’t “feel anything right now…”

[cat @catzzst]

@ribscore I’ll be ranting about this on my deathbed

[cat @catzzst]

I can’t pick a favorite

[juggs reinhold @gfisworse]

i know we do this around here every few months but please reply or qt this with your favorite 30 rock bit, i need to be in 30 rock land for a while

[juggs reinhold @gfisworse]

i know we do this around here every few months but please reply or qt this with your favorite 30 rock bit, i need to be in 30 rock land for a while

[Grace @gracecamille_]

i was trying to fuck hunter even when he was smoking crack

[cat @catzzst]

This was the first album I bought myself and I played it til it disintegrated

[Avril Lavigne Spain @iAvrilSpain_]

24 years ago @AvrilLavigne released her debut album “Let Go”

Comment your fav songs!

[Nature Unedited @NatureUnedited]

Bear tries to scratch some more but misses the tree

[Hunter Biden @HunterBiden]

@JaulaDePerreo How about “Let’s take another crack with a Biden.” Needs work but the possibilities are endless.

[Shane 🦧 @TheMonkeyJungle]

Makers Mark should sell the red goo on its own, that’s the part I always eat first

[Grace @gracecamille_]

if you don’t wear mascara boys start asking if you’re feeling ok

[leyla 🍒 @mrswamsbsgans]

and to me that’s cinema

[Cher @cher]

I said yes to something I usually say no to. It was very sleek 💎

[bella horne @neutralcowboy]

Real reason men can open jars is they never moisturize their hands. when I’m done with after shower slime time I can barely turn a door knob

[Natalie Would @_NatalieWould]

I'm the cunt of the litter

[Fictional Character Birthdays @fictionalbday]

Today is the birthday of Kenneth Parcell from 30 Rock –– b. May 27, 1?81

[cat @catzzst]

@Earth_Strike_ @davelevinthal @Phil_Lewis_ @NOTUSreports I’m a constituent with some time. I’ll do it 🤷🏻‍♀️

[Variety @Variety]

A new study found films were more likely to star a man named Chris or a talking animal than a woman over 60.

https://t.co/nv85IiDa0d

[Andrew @atllam]

@vulture