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@eyeambitter 💙

[math guy folds fitted sheet @caughtchocolate]

people these days don't realize that once it starts raining goblins, you're FUCKED. like, its literally over. you're done.

[math guy folds fitted sheet @caughtchocolate]

Me: *stands up to grab a doughnut from the kitchen*
My smart watch: "Great job staying active!"

[math guy folds fitted sheet @caughtchocolate]

> be me
> child
> spend a lot of time on the computer
> go to school for computer shit
> graduate
> get job doing computer shit
> spend a lot of time on the computer

[Afolabi Sokeye 🧱 @SokeyeA]

What’s the lore behind choosing your career path ?

[math guy folds fitted sheet @caughtchocolate]

By your logic, if the odds of dying in a car crash are so low, then we may as well get rid of seatbelts and airbags. But that would increase the probability of dying in a car crash, wouldnt it? Unless the odds are zero, having access to a potentially lifesaving measure is valid.

[Trey Gunn @Gunnster3]

Allowing phones in schools is not justified by concerns about school shootings.

The probability of an individual being killed by a gun at school on any given day is approximately 1:614,000,000. That is so unbelievably low that it is not a reasonable factor to consider relative to whether phones should be allowed in schools. Indeed, they should not be. No policy should ever be dictated by such an improbable outcome.

For comparison, the probability of an individual of dying in a car crash on any given day is approximately 1:3,085,345. In other words, you are 200 times more likely to die in a car crash than to be killed at gunpoint in a school. Do you get worried every time you put your kid in the car?

Point is, if you're losing sleep over school shootings, your brain is media-warped. Go touch grass.

[Yam Bag Region @ButtEyeDigress]

My son woke up in the middle of the night to remind my wife that I'm bald.

[math guy folds fitted sheet @caughtchocolate]

Kids these days will never get to experience the joy of their parents getting a new cellphone and giving you their disconnected Nokia to play snake on.

[Culture Crave 🍿 @CultureCrave]

Game Informer is officially back 🎮

• 100% of the original team has returned

• Now operating as an editorially independent outlet

• Physical and digital magazines are coming back

[Emir Han @RealEmirHan]

Movies that critics were wrong about.

I’ll start:

[Will Stancil @whstancil]

It’s clear that Elon’s crack team of children ARE IN FACT CHILDREN, because only someone who had never really worked with data before would see a table like this and not think “I must be missing something about how this works”

[Joseph Cox @josephfcox]

New from 404 Media: anyone can push updates to the https://t.co/kMH4ihnpGw site. Two sources independently found the issue, one made their own decision to deface the site. "THESE 'EXPERTS' LEFT THEIR DATABASE OPEN."

https://t.co/u0iPU0GEmW

[math guy folds fitted sheet @caughtchocolate]

Peak

[DiscussingFilm @DiscussingFilm]

10 years ago today, ‘KINGSMAN’ released in theaters.

[Yam Bag Region @ButtEyeDigress]

Godspeed? Yeah I bet Godspooped too

[math guy folds fitted sheet @caughtchocolate]

Using the more modest stat that Google served up ($43t) and rounding the national debt from the quoted material up to $37t leaves us with a difference of $6t, which means the top 1% of Americans would each be left with this net worth after working the numbers against them

[math guy folds fitted sheet @caughtchocolate]

Maybe the top 1% could pay it off and split the remainder...

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

It is critical to take action on this now

[Pugberto Dancing Multiverse @pugbertofficial]

"Those Who Fight"

Final Fantasy VII (1997)

[math guy folds fitted sheet @caughtchocolate]

@ButtEyeDigress 300 books is a weak stat compared to the raw damage numbers you can pump out with a *single* grimoire on warframe 😌

[math guy folds fitted sheet @caughtchocolate]

I think the most important and revealing data from this election would be a chart that shows the intersection of people who still think hawk tuah is funny and voted for trump

[math guy folds fitted sheet @caughtchocolate]

@mrahbecerra Answer the call 😈

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The only thing that would accomplish is ruining lives and making gov jobs more undesirable. Right wing discourse is so near-sighted and lacking in empathy. Talking heads love evaluating jobs as a metric of presidential success, but these replies remind us only THEIR jobs matter.

[math guy folds fitted sheet @caughtchocolate]

They're in the replies celebrating a fantasy where Elon is going to save trillions by gutting gov jobs. 9/10 gov workers will tell you they're understaffed and underpaid. Gov jobs are bottom rung in most industries... There are not trillions to be saved by killing those jobs lmao

[End Wokeness @EndWokeness]

Trump says Elon Musk as D.O.G.E. chief will help the taxpayers save trillions: