Caughtin22

Why the rush?

[merrin @wowzowee]

can't stop thinking about this random goodreads review...

[piss girl @xtsygirll]

i feel like a diversity hire at family gatherings

[Biff @biffredeemed]

The ROI on keeping your mouth shut is extremely high

[miia @miiagarro]

being sexy is just the cherry on top. i’m actually a genius and the sweetest girl ever

[Sagar @sagarcasm]

Dharmendra Pradhan has resigned

[average joe @lastbookmark]

dharmendra pradhan’s chatgpt prolly telling him that it's not your fault and that doesn’t make you a bad person

[Caughtin22 @Caughtin22]

💯💯

[Joshwelt @weltszzn]

I think Apple lying about this storage shit

[muskan @theskyaddictt]

this means everything to me

[‏ً @omgsidewalks]

You can actually put 30 different fruits in a smoothie but when you put a banana in that mf it is now a Banana Smoothie.

[Leo @leo_osn5]

creo que hay personas que no saben lo cerca que estuvieron de ser amadas para siempre

[Mark @AgingRanchHand]

Sometimes you're eating a salad and it feels like it's never going to end

[elton @eltoowavy]

being a nobody on twitter is so peaceful

[Lu @lourdes41190179]

Twitter es básicamente una app para leer pensamientos aleatorios de desconocidos durante horas.

[cinny 𐔌՞. .՞𐦯 @oomfatuated]

picking up someones mannerisms after spending time with them is like a lexical hickey