Ron Bilius Weasley

I'm the best friend of the chosen one, and my girlfriend (Hermione) is hot.

[Ron Bilius Weasley @CauldronBum]

@patronads I love you too man!!! You want some Red Vines?

[Ron Bilius Weasley @CauldronBum]

@patronads Happy Birthday!!!!!

[Ron Bilius Weasley @CauldronBum]

I just caught @gin4thawin sing a love song to a picture of @patronads. WTF

[Ron Bilius Weasley @CauldronBum]

Shit this sucks.

[Ron Bilius Weasley @CauldronBum]

@deanNAWmean But he's just an ass.

[Ron Bilius Weasley @CauldronBum]

@DeanNAWmean Really???? Really??? First Luna, now you??? You're suppose to be our friend.

[Ron Bilius Weasley @CauldronBum]

@dracoFKNmalfoy Even if you did it would take 1000 years and all the yarn in the world to make sweaters that could fit those fat bastards.

[Ron Bilius Weasley @CauldronBum]

@dracoFKNmalfoy Well at least I'm not dating two fat boys. Just because they've eaten 20 girls doesn't mean they are girls.

[Ron Bilius Weasley @CauldronBum]

@dracoFKNmalfoy You would want another guy on you wouldn't you? Would you move up in your fag company? Would you slytherin to the top?

[Ron Bilius Weasley @CauldronBum]

@dracoFKNmalfoy All that slytherin skin? That sounds like a company for fags.

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@narglesbeware No, he's just a bitch.

[Ron Bilius Weasley @CauldronBum]

@narglesbeware He's good company when you want to hear a nipple sucking cry baby talk about how cool he thinks he is.

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@dracoFKNmalfoy Hey don't call her a mudblood!!! You're just a baby that cries when you can't suck on your dads boobs!!!

[Ron Bilius Weasley @CauldronBum]

@dracoFKNmalfoy Is bitch face contagious??

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@Wonwonslove Whoa, lets not toss the M word around. Any ways, I'd chose Hermione before you.

[Ron Bilius Weasley @CauldronBum]

@SPEWSupport I'm sorry, I was only joking.

[Ron Bilius Weasley @CauldronBum]

@Wonwonslove @SPEWSupport Ladies, ladies, calm down, there's enough Ron Weasley to go around.

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@dracoFKNmalfoy I heard your dad dropped the soap in Azkaban, I feel bad for his bum.

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@Gin4thawin Just go away and die!!!!

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@Gin4thawin Get off twitter Ginny!!!!