Maggie Asher

@Reed_college_ alumna. I like chemistry, food, fragrance, literature and languages & more. Currently working on a masters in 🇩🇪

[Maggie Asher @caulikid]

After one and a half years in Germany I’ve learned that the easiest way to horrify a German person is not to tell them that you’re Jewish but to say that you don’t like hiking.

[Maggie Asher @caulikid]

Sometimes the Instructor in the workout video will say “feel free to make any modifications” and what they mean is like put your knees down during this plank but what I am doing is walking to the kitchen and making myself a snack

[Maggie Asher @caulikid]

Each day on this site I learn a new reason why going to grad school in 🇩🇪 (and the mandatory German health insurance sign up that goes with it) has been basically the most financially responsible decision of my adult life

[Ashley - Serious Security Scientist @Infosec_Taylor]

I just realized my non-US friends probably don't know how US insurance works.

So lets say your employer offers insurance. They pay a portion and then you pay a portion. For a family, the employee pays on average about $400 per pay cycle, or $10,400 per year.

[Maggie Asher @caulikid]

Spring must finally be here, cuz I’m once again feeling the feminine urge to spend too much on self tanner experiments

[Amanda Mull @amandamull]

Like 90 percent of the time the correct take on something is just “that’s wild”

[Maggie Asher @caulikid]

I saw that Royal Caribbean PR was trending and thought to myself oh no another blow to the cruise ship industry that’s tragic. I have now realized that they meant the British royal family and the recent PR trip to the Caribbean. My thoughts are the same.

[Maggie Asher @caulikid]

Suddenly every problem in my life seems relatively minor

[Hadley Grey 📚 @Writing_Abigail]

My husband ordered bees. 🐝

20,000 bees.

The postal service has lost his order.

[Maggie Asher @caulikid]

Perfect because Love Island UK is my favorite summer sport

[Dana Schwartz - on hiatus @DanaSchwartzzz]

Gonna make straight men upset by referring to watching sports as "reality tv"

[Maggie Asher @caulikid]

@rachsyme Anything from Boy Smells, I like Ash and Gardener

[Maggie Asher @caulikid]

There is something so camp about rich people who like to say they are “poor”. Like millionaires declaring bankruptcy to avoid property taxes on the 7th house ? Camp

[Maggie Asher @caulikid]

Every time I try to use AirPlay or Cast I am immensely humbled. Beginning to think maybe that is the point of these options maybe they were never supposed to work

[Maggie Asher @caulikid]

My mom told me she wanted new podcasts to listen to so I started playing one, she waited not even 10 seconds before hitting me with a “I hate it.” 🙃🤡 from the woman who told young me “how can you say you don’t like it if you never try?” Oh how the turntables ….

[Maggie Asher @caulikid]

I’ve decided actually I think Tesla owners with sanctimonious electric car vanity plates should face additional taxes

[Maggie Asher @caulikid]

Currently in a doubleheader Hold Purgatory with Delta. This was the last message from an online rep 1.5hrs ago. Tried to call in the wait time is also over 1 hr 🤡

[Maggie Asher @caulikid]

Y’all ever have a day where you’re holding yourself together with dry shampoo and a dream? Just me?

[Maggie Asher @caulikid]

Third named storm of the week rolling in ( Antonia 🇩🇪/ Franklin 🇬🇧) but thankfully my local German engineering is holding firm so far

[Maggie Asher @caulikid]

Idk about anyone else but I am just not mentally prepared for this whole “covid is over in March” thing the politicians keep announcing.

[Maggie Asher @caulikid]

Too many tech CEOs were clearly not children on the internet and are going to be thrown for a loop when their offspring hit like 10-16 and school them. Rooting for this iPad kid generation honestly.