caulkrocket

Collector of various forms of plastic

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A very happy birthday to @JimmMcShane! It seems that not even Jimm uses twitter anymore, which means it truly is useless now.

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Happy anniversary of this tweet. And happy birthday to @JimmMcShane!

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Happy birthday to my favorite X’er, @JimmMcShane !

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A very happy Mother’s Day to @hmspinniped !

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Please enjoy my AI composed progressive metal song about toots.

https://t.co/qD6FN3J6oE

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Anatomy of a 90s ska album:

Songs about popularity, selling out

Songs about shoes (both acceptable and unacceptable shoes)

An instrumental track that could be in a spy movie

A secret song at the end of the band being silly

What else?

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I have only heard one Scatman John song.

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I can still taste hulk hogan vitamins

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@hmspinniped @JimmMcShane @McStevesy @DanHeavyHaul More to come!

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This is great @JimmMcShane @McStevesy @hmspinniped @DanHeavyHaul

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I’m finally a member! (Please ignore the fine print)

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Happy birthday to anyone else who had a birthday this year

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A very happy birthday to @JimmMcShane who hopefully wasn’t planning on going anywhere today anyway.

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I’m not sure if the library of congress still catalogs all tweets, but if they do:
Crotchberry sundae topped with poochip shittybits

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No reason in particular, I’m thinking it’s been a while since I generated an archive of my priceless, solid gold tweets, and I should generate a new archive.

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@JimmMcShane I will put more effort into squeezing every last molecule out of a tube so I don’t have to be the one to get out a new tube. Which is more effort than getting out the new tube.

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Standing by, phone at the ready, in case any team will be drafting me tonight.

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@hmspinniped Hey I just did mine the other day

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@JimmMcShane it is your birthday for 30 more minutes and I hope it’s the best 30 minutes of your entire birthday (hopefully sleeping)

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Really need to shave my mask area.