abby 🦍

mmm monkey

[bird solidarity @future_liz]

Tim they tried to speak crazy on your name

[cheyene norah @onlyyagirl_]

Another girl I used to go to school with announced her pregnancy it’s getting so scary omg

[hotdog enjoyer @littlehater420]

if your bf ugly as fuck and he don’t make me giggle within the first 5 minutes of meeting him i’m calling the police and telling them he touched me without consent

[ghostluvr83 @ghostluvr83]

men’s nudes are like actual gore im serious

[abby 🦍 @causticartifact]

@swishergrrl and I’ll post about it and tag her too i never gaf

[abby 🦍 @causticartifact]

love authors like this bc their books are never good enough to warrant this kind of talk anyway but also books are the one thing I consistently pirate every time. I loveee clicking nefarious links to download free epubs it genuinely gives me a rush every time

[sri𑁍 @ZAFlRANASIR]

did she really just say we don't have a right to read😭😭😭😭

[machine yearning engineer @confusionm8trix]

giving myself the night off and doing nothing for once. I do nothing every night but this time I’m not going to feel bad about it

[keaton @keatonkeaton999]

washing my dirty hands using the condensation on my soft drink before i eat my wendy’s burger

[N4V4RR0! @Zer0reflect]

this the shit they showed in disclosure day and cut to people crying

[paige @BonerWizard]

when I first went to Texas Roadhouse as a kid and saw all those peanut shells on the floor, I couldn’t believe it. I was like this is insane!!!!

[coolguy15 @boomhotdog2]

suicide note that just says gone fishin'

[ﾒ @dazillionairee]

this how I feel complaining abt anything

[shakes @shakes______]

How it feels randomly get sentimental while hanging out with friends

[Lark @king_of_limb]

had a few too many meads and wrapped my noble steed around a telephone pole

[madi magdalene  @hottropica]

just got an ad for children’s shoes with a built in “garage” for a small pink sports car

[daniel 💤 @slayonetta]

I think Taylor Swift’s seen the backlash and her next wedding will be more low key

[abby 🦍 @causticartifact]

I forget that not everybody is tom cruise pilled and the teaser for digger probably is quite strange

[Brooks | 🏳️‍🌈 @brookstweetz]

Why was there a whole Tom Cruise edit that played before Supergirl

[Pasta @Whotookmypasta_]

This one’s for the arts not the charts

[abby 🦍 @causticartifact]

I do think if you can’t read 24 hour time you are a little stupid. that’s okay I guess but you are just a little fucking dumb