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marie curie is the mariah carey of physicists | fan account | satire/parody

[dani @lesbinof]

Turned my small ingrown hair into a giant open wound

[Casual Thursday @CasualThursday]

You’re all gonna feel really stupid when Mitch returns to the senate with an amazing BBL

[vanishing @cautionmariah]

why she kinda look like albino shakira

[Old Internet @OldInternetFeel]

Avril Lavigne

[pat 2: cruise control @ranmasaotome96]

The most racist man alive is about to quote tweet this with the most heinous sentence ever conceived by a human being.

[Hugh Thomas @DrHughT]

This was clearly the work of a hammer, a chisel, and an extremely steady hand.

Nothing unusual here.

(The Abduction of Proserpina-1621, Bernini)

[𝗠𝘂𝗵𝗲𝗲 ♛ @muheediva01]

The wildest part about POVERTY is how much time it steals. Waiting for buses. Calling assistance offices. Comparing grocery prices. Fighting insurance. Sitting at laundromats. Being poor is a second job nobody pays you for.

[Ramin Nasibov @RaminNasibov]

I hope the next global trend is critical thinking

[૮ ˶ᵔ ᵕ ᵔ˶ ა @CBD42O]

did they invent "cold foam" because people were embarrassed to order coffee with whipped cream

[Fav ⛧ @Favwontmiss]

JUST SO YOU KNOW, TREES CAN COOL OUT CITIES UP TO 10 DEGREES. PLANT MORE TREES!!!

[Books Behind Borders @MHTruthUltra]

I remember when I was young they had these people called “investigative journalists” who could find out stuff like if a senator was dead or not

[MP Arizona☀️🏳️‍🌈💙🌵🐕🐕‍🦺🫂💦🏜🐟🌴🎙🌎🌻♍️🌊 @AzPetrich]

The fact that you can be brain dead and still be a Republican Senator is very on brand for the entire party.

[Viggie Smalls @Viggie_Smalls93]

Oh

[Nana @MAMABONYON]

“forced representation” and its just a black person every once in a while

[sid 🌹🔆🇨🇦 @lilbabygandhi]

every masterpiece has a cheap copy

[arielle @ellycelly]

These rich people hate each other and, genuinely entirely unrelated, their conglomerate makes everything worse all the time.

[arielle @ellycelly]

How do I explain to people that Succession is real and it’s in Canada and it’s the Rogers family and it’s exactly as bad as you’d imagine, both for our society and behind the scenes.

[laura @gleeklqura]

if you did this now someone would record it from the street for tiktok and everyone would make fun of them for being performative

[𝑝𝑢𝑟𝑒 @purelivn]

someone ordered the moon