Amanda McElroy

gritty fan account

[Amanda McElroy @cavemanda]

Yeah, I'll teach you how to do the Fountain of Troy. And then I'll teach you how to pUT MAKEUP ON A BEAR

[Oklahoma Department of Wildlife Conservation @OKWildlifeDept]

much like a grackle, I am both mental and physically in a walmart parking lot

[Amanda McElroy @cavemanda]

Yeah because I have air conditioning in my house and my car and my workplace. It is a problem for the poor or the homeless but we do this fun thing where we open big places with AC to those people so they can try to stay cool & not die like they would in Europe.

[Gryffix 🇳🇱 🇪🇺 @Gryffix]

I have been informed this is not a problem because they have airco

[Amanda McElroy @cavemanda]

Fuck it it’s almost the 4th of the July we’re just leaning into the American delusion WE’RE GONNA WILL THE WHOLE THING GODDAMMIT

[Amanda McElroy @cavemanda]

This Paraguayan keeper is causing my white hairs to show up faster. Gonna be half gone by morning

[Amanda McElroy @cavemanda]

I uh……I was maybe too confident this afternoon. Who do I root for now after the USA gets inevitably knocked out next round?

[blaire @pissshit90001]

When I mess up I just think about how someone went to work one day and did Chernobyl

[femiiiiii. @femiiiszn]

the four stages of a day off:

1. ​i will do so much stuff.
2. ​later i'll do lots of stuff.
3. ​eventually, i'll do some stuff.
4. ​oh no.

[CANMNT @CANMNT_Official]

WE ADVANCE!!!

OUR FIRST WORLD CUP KNOCKOUT STAGE VICTORY IN HISTORY!!!!

#CANMNT #OurGameNow

[PointlessHub @HubPointless]

*Foghorn Leghorn voice*

I say, I say give me a beat boy and free my soul

[Amanda McElroy @cavemanda]

I am losing weight at a steady pace, I have gotten my itchy fucking skin under control now if only this fucking heatwave would decide to not show up & wreck me that way I would be doing SO WELL health wise

[Lee Martin @edbebout693]

Ohio’s decline is due primarily to the gerrymandered Republican legislature rewarding stadium owners, failing utilities, evangelicals and others at the expense of regular Ohioans who have lower wages, life expectancy, educational ranking, etc. We vote using invalid maps.

[Janty @CFC_Janty]

"You can’t support other national teams at the World Cup"

Me at home celebrating Cape Verde qualifying for the round of 32

[𐌁𐌉Ᏽ 𐌕𐌉𐌌𐌉 @OrevaZSN]

We need to bring back intellectual elitism. Sorry, but a virologist will always know more about vaccines than a yoga mommy blogger with a ChatGPT Plus subscription.

[sarah 🇵🇸 @sazza_jay]

‘more kings’ is actually really funny sorry

[Amanda McElroy @cavemanda]

The edge of the A circle looks like its covers Napoleon so like………I already spent 27 years of my life there I might S well

[❥ 𝑪𝒐𝒇𝒇𝒆𝒆 𝑳𝒐𝒗𝒆𝒓𝒔 𝒂𝒏𝒅 𝑭𝒂𝒏𝒔 ❥ @tonyhawktruther]

You have to stay within one of these circles for your entire life. You cannot kill yourself.

[Plunderbund @plunderbund]

DeWine publicly declaring all of Ramaswamy's major policy ideas to be bad is a fun dynamic of this governor's race

[Andy Downing @andydowning33]

mystified by republicans campaigning as though the party hasn't controlled every aspect of state government here for years