The Hermit 𖦹•Matt•𖦹

come on in. i don't bite.
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[The Hermit 𖦹•Matt•𖦹 @cavematpat]

I'm so sorry about the state of my cave. I didn't realize that I would be having some guests... for dinner.

[The Hermit 𖦹•Matt•𖦹 @cavematpat]

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:)

[The Hermit 𖦹•Matt•𖦹 @cavematpat]

What the heck is a valentine?

[The Hermit 𖦹•Matt•𖦹 @cavematpat]

@__timesgone "Really?! You're not just saying that to be nice?"

[The Hermit 𖦹•Matt•𖦹 @cavematpat]

@__timesgone He pulled away and took a deep breath in. "Wow-..So that's a first kiss is like..it's nice."

[The Hermit 𖦹•Matt•𖦹 @cavematpat]

@__timesgone Matt turned bright red but did as he was told. I mean- he wasn't going to disobey a Captain's direct orders.

[The Hermit 𖦹•Matt•𖦹 @cavematpat]

@__timesgone "Your eyes twinkle so bright it's as if all the stars in the night sky were placed into them...Forgive me for not thinking much of myself because you're all that's on my mind constantly."

[The Hermit 𖦹•Matt•𖦹 @cavematpat]

@__timesgone "I don't spend my time staring at my own eyes so i don't really have an opinion on them cause I'm busy getting lost in yours!"

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@__timesgone Matt wrapped his arms around her. "You're forgiven but please don't use a pick up line like that ever again and your eyes are much prettier than mine, sunshine."

[The Hermit 𖦹•Matt•𖦹 @cavematpat]

@__timesgone He was frantically looking for a first aid kit until he realized what was said. "Oh-"

/🚀 Currently fighting the urge to respond with all of my muses that you've interacted with. I don't want to overwhelm ya

[The Hermit 𖦹•Matt•𖦹 @cavematpat]

Those who bring up his old life tend to wind up being "introduced" to his meat piles.

[The Hermit 𖦹•Matt•𖦹 @cavematpat]

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Lore? Headcanons thing?
Idk what to call it.

But I like to think my hermit man is just matpat but slightly deranged.

He got tired of getting theories wrong or he got too deep into an internet wormhole and not finding a single conclusion drove him nuts so he ran away

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to live in a cave away from all the theories, trying to get away from all the madness he was lost in only to knock himself further into madness.

But then again in a strange way, he's free. He remembers his life before the cave but would much rather act as if it never happened

[The Hermit 𖦹•Matt•𖦹 @cavematpat]

@__timesgone "I suppose those could help...only if you're ok with that though."

[The Hermit 𖦹•Matt•𖦹 @cavematpat]

/🚀 Halloween thingy because it's not over until I say it's over. :)

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