Doctor Dhoom

lore lover. never grew out the dinosaur phase.

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your parent’s insurance when you turn 26

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knicks win saturday into the puerto rican day parade sunday might be reverse 9/11 for nyc

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flagrant sexual eye contact being made on the subway this morning

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a lot of people dont care about insect biomass collapse bc when they hear we are losing 2.5% of the insect biomass per year they just imagine the cockroach and housefly population decreasing by that much. they dont realize those are among the only ones that will remain unbothered

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gayest thing i ever did was pray and ask god to get this girl to like me

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weed fell off hard

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The girlies are hitting FanDuel parlays in giant basketball shorts while the guys sip natural wine and develop eating disorders. nyc in 2026 is a simulation.

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why are you as a man (without a fiancé) taking a vacation?

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Every vaguely autistic guy ik are still hyperfixating on that new drake, even two weeks later

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why do all the female nypd officers got a bbl

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need Kathy Hochul to stop blowing up my inbox, I’m running out of storage on my [email protected] spam account I made back in 2009 to open up a Nicktropolis (nickelodeon’s club penguin, but with like zoey 101 characters instead) account without my parents permission

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when the yuzu glaze crueler from daily provisions spikes your glucose so high you think you’re eating orange chicken from panda express with your morning coffee

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there’s something so wickedly satisfying about responding to an unsaved number while a bunch of your nearest and dearest wait unread

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Drake is kinda like the Woody Allen of our time. Certified Lover Boy is his Crimes and Misdemeanors

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Can Kathy Hochul please stop emailing me i’ve asked nicely for months

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PEACH BELLINIIII

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Sometimes I’ll have an incredibly profound emotional experience and immediately cheapen it by opening instagram

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the city is full of love

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personally hilarious time for drake to drop three albums

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tonight is for us young pretty boy vamp thot slayers that’s pushing 30

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I am in autist training camp