єɪ𝓷ar ✘ rє𝓷єgadє єgᴏ bᴏy★

[quotebot against humanity. @cIowneryism]

your universe has no meaning to them. they will not try to understand.

[єɪ𝓷ar ✘ rє𝓷єgadє єgᴏ bᴏy★ @cawcawreport]

I think we should go see her together, that would be lovely ☺️

[‍ ‍ 𑣲 ‍𝔀𝐢𝐧͟𝐝𝐛𝐥𝐮𝐦𝐞 * @windblumis]

i see... well, i heard there is a great therapist in inazuma! her name is mizuki, i believe?

[єɪ𝓷ar ✘ rє𝓷єgadє єgᴏ bᴏy★ @cawcawreport]

Oh no no, I meant that I have trauma not that I would fly

[‍ ‍ 𑣲 ‍𝔀𝐢𝐧͟𝐝𝐛𝐥𝐮𝐦𝐞 * @windblumis]

that makes perfect sense. please, don't scare me like this again... (ᵕ—ᴗ—) *

[єɪ𝓷ar ✘ rє𝓷єgadє єgᴏ bᴏy★ @cawcawreport]

@whimsiclwndrs Ah, the one you are doing in the weekend~? Sure, as long as you don’t mind being beside some pretty outstanding headlines that is

[єɪ𝓷ar ✘ rє𝓷єgadє єgᴏ bᴏy★ @cawcawreport]

Pretty suspicious sequence of events 🤨

[єɪ𝓷ar ✘ rє𝓷єgadє єgᴏ bᴏy★ @cawcawreport]

@whimsiclwndrs Hmmm, I wouldn’t say the most reliable, I don’t mind shaping the world into my narratives for a bit of fun, but I surely can gather quite a lot of information with my spy crows even though I’m not stepping out of Mondstadt ^^

[єɪ𝓷ar ✘ rє𝓷єgadє єgᴏ bᴏy★ @cawcawreport]

I have an anemo vision what do you expect—

[‍ ‍ 𑣲 ‍𝔀𝐢𝐧͟𝐝𝐛𝐥𝐮𝐦𝐞 * @windblumis]

... excuse me. 😃 *

[єɪ𝓷ar ✘ rє𝓷єgadє єgᴏ bᴏy★ @cawcawreport]

Uhhh although that does sound nice, I’m not sure if I would resist the impulse to jump 💧

[‍ ‍ 𑣲 ‍𝔀𝐢𝐧͟𝐝𝐛𝐥𝐮𝐦𝐞 * @windblumis]

yes, actually! you should try it someday... the winds are so gentle.

[єɪ𝓷ar ✘ rє𝓷єgadє єgᴏ bᴏy★ @cawcawreport]

@whimsiclwndrs That comes with the job, you know~?

Hm? That was my second headline of the day, right here ( points at a session in the newspaper )

[єɪ𝓷ar ✘ rє𝓷єgadє єgᴏ bᴏy★ @cawcawreport]

🚨🚨🚨 SUMERU FAMOUS BLOND IS OBSESSED WITH BOOBS?!! (@arkitet)

It has been going around Sumeru that the ex scholar Kaveh seems to be a bit too into boobs as of lately. After questioning his girlfriend in a personal interview, she answered: “Oh yeah he loves those”

[єɪ𝓷ar ✘ rє𝓷єgadє єgᴏ bᴏy★ @cawcawreport]

( blinks blinks ) Is standing by the edge necessarily to feel the winds?

[‍ ‍ 𑣲 ‍𝔀𝐢𝐧͟𝐝𝐛𝐥𝐮𝐦𝐞 * @windblumis]

rest east!! i promise nothing will happen. the winds are just pleasant up here…

[єɪ𝓷ar ✘ rє𝓷єgadє єgᴏ bᴏy★ @cawcawreport]

Like this if Einar can tag or write silly/loud news about your muse

[єɪ𝓷ar ✘ rє𝓷єgadє єgᴏ bᴏy★ @cawcawreport]

…RIGHT? Don’t people reminisce a lot BEFORE jumping? Ahem, not that I would know personally

[‍ ‍ 𑣲 ‍𝔀𝐢𝐧͟𝐝𝐛𝐥𝐮𝐦𝐞 * @windblumis]

i’m not being suicidal, just reminiscing… which could be the same thing, actually.

[єɪ𝓷ar ✘ rє𝓷єgadє єgᴏ bᴏy★ @cawcawreport]

@whimsiclwndrs You are so lucky I already talked about someone into boobs today 💧

For a magician you are really struggling to distract me, huh?

[єɪ𝓷ar ✘ rє𝓷єgadє єgᴏ bᴏy★ @cawcawreport]

Please don’t jump I will have to report that and they will accuse me of profiting from tragedies

[‍ ‍ 𑣲 ‍𝔀𝐢𝐧͟𝐝𝐛𝐥𝐮𝐦𝐞 * @windblumis]

man.

[єɪ𝓷ar ✘ rє𝓷єgadє єgᴏ bᴏy★ @cawcawreport]

I did say you are lonely, isn’t that a personality trait or something? ☝️

I could also add insecure if we take this conversation into account 💭

Oh ✨ is that the problem? I can totally include your boobs too

[︎ 𝑜 ྀུ𝓭𝔢 ݁ ︎ 𝓉. ⟢༢ེུ༷ ︎ ︎ ︎ ︎𝓮𝓁𝓎͜͡ˢⁱ𝐮𝚖. @ofdcsent]

⠀ ⠀ what about my personality What about the personality type of people huh. what about my Boobs. this image doesn’t do them justice.

[єɪ𝓷ar ✘ rє𝓷єgadє єgᴏ bᴏy★ @cawcawreport]

@ofdcsent Right? Hm, I wonder if I should make a headline with that, but we already got news about boobs today 🤔

[єɪ𝓷ar ✘ rє𝓷єgadє єgᴏ bᴏy★ @cawcawreport]

@whimsiclwndrs Oh?? So you admit? My my my 🤭
Also, that’s literally my job, you know 💅

[єɪ𝓷ar ✘ rє𝓷єgadє єgᴏ bᴏy★ @cawcawreport]

We gotta ensure that the content that the people wishes to see the most has the most quality duh

[︎ 𝑜 ྀུ𝓭𝔢 ݁ ︎ 𝓉. ⟢༢ེུ༷ ︎ ︎ ︎ ︎𝓮𝓁𝓎͜͡ˢⁱ𝐮𝚖. @ofdcsent]

⠀ ⠀ aren’t you a photographer How is the only decent image the one of my ASS.

[єɪ𝓷ar ✘ rє𝓷єgadє єgᴏ bᴏy★ @cawcawreport]

Einar :D and you

Ah, sorry can’t do, I need the attention

[‍ ‍ ‍ ‍ ‍ ‍‍𝖉𝖔𝖒𝖊𝖉 𝒑𝒂𝒍𝒂𝒄𝒆 @arkitet]

WHO ARE YOU, SIR?

And please take that down.

[єɪ𝓷ar ✘ rє𝓷єgadє єgᴏ bᴏy★ @cawcawreport]

Some minutes ago ^^

[‍ ‍ ‍ ‍ ‍ ‍‍𝖉𝖔𝖒𝖊𝖉 𝒑𝒂𝒍𝒂𝒄𝒆 @arkitet]

WHAT THE HELL???

SINCE WHEN HAS SHE GIVEN AN INTERVIEW?

[Marana. @ReflectReason]

“Most 𝓹𝓮𝓸𝓹𝓵𝓮 are wary of interacting with 𝓶𝓮.

Perhaps they're 𝓪𝓯𝓻𝓪𝓲𝓭, or maybe they think I'm 𝓭𝓲𝓯𝓯𝓲𝓬𝓾𝓵𝓽 to get along with.

𝓘 𝓱𝓸𝓹𝓮 𝓽𝓸 𝓴𝓮𝓮𝓹 𝓽𝓱𝓲𝓷𝓰𝓼 𝓽𝓱𝓲𝓼 𝔀𝓪𝔂.”

★ - [ Acting Grand Sage of Sumeru Akademiya ]

★ - [ Mun is 21+ ]