Caroline

[Caroline @cawebs06]

A @toystory director tweeting this video is the perfect birthday gift I never knew I wanted 😂😂😂

[Tim Walz @Tim_Walz]

Elon Musk is a terrible president.

[Philadelphia Flyers @NHLFlyers]

‘Tis the season!

From our team to yours, we wish you all the happiest of holidays in the City of Brotherly Love. 🎁

[Oscar the Grouch @OscarTheGrouch]

This is my Christmas wishlist:
Coal
Coal
Coal
Toys missing batteries
Coal
Week-old fruit cake
Coal
Coal
Socks

[The Onion @TheOnion]

‘No Way To Prevent This,’ Says Only Nation Where This Regularly Happens https://t.co/ccr3VmZzjD

[Victor Shi @Victorshi2020]

Never forget: Kevin McCarthy said, “I'll give you the truth why I'm not speaker. It's because one person, a member of Congress, wanted me to stop an ethics complaint because he slept with a 17-year-old.” That member is Matt Gaetz.

[Caroline @cawebs06]

My favorite part of today.

[The Onion @TheOnion]

Via our parent company @GlobTetrahedron
CEO @BryceTetraeder: https://t.co/c3yFESwUKU

[Barstool Sports @barstoolsports]

The Blue Jackets started the game without a left winger and let 13 seconds run off the clock in memory of Johnny Hockey

[WeRateDogs @dog_rates]

This is Aspen. She’s visiting a friend’s house for dinner, but after seeing the rug she thinks it’s time to leave. 13/10

[Aaron Rupar @atrupar]

JD Vance on Fox News: We admire Taylor Swift's music, but I don't think most Americans are gonna be influenced by a billionaire celebrity who I think is fundamentally disconnected from the interests and the problems of most Americans

[The Onion @TheOnion]

Horrified Taylor Swift Realizes Football Happens Every Year https://t.co/4bh82x3jwJ

[Mayor Karen Bass @MayorOfLA]

During the Closing Ceremony, the first woman Mayor of Paris will pass the Olympic flag to the first woman Mayor of Los Angeles.

In that moment, I hope we’ll be showing girls across the world that they can run for gold, and they can also run for office.

Tonight, we make history.

[ESPN @espn]

The U.S. women's 26 gold medals are the MOST by a women's team in a single Olympics 👏 🇺🇸

[Scott Bryan @scottygb]

Here is the montage BBC Sport aired at the end of their Olympics coverage.

[Women Posting W's @womenpostingws]

Shelly Ann Fraser-Pryce, a two-time Olympic champion in the 100 meters, ran and won a parent race at her son's school meet.

"And you did that to them?!"
"Yes, why not I'm a parent! It said parent race so I showed up for the parent race." 😭😭😭

[NBC Olympics & Paralympics @NBCOlympics]

OUR FRIEND STEVE. 🇺🇸

#ParisOlympics

[Mt. St. Helens @MtStHelensWA]

I'm here to help

[Joe Biden @JoeBiden]

Just like we drew it up.

[The Onion @TheOnion]

Las Vegas Sphere Displays CTE-Ravaged Brain During Super Bowl https://t.co/bj5p8PsNqK