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@DocAtCDI @Wendy Be grateful they just get into your garbage and don't come in your dog door.

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@MysterySolvent I'm going to make a Banana Republican. 4 shots of Bourbon in a tall glass with a banana in it.

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@DocAtCDI My Mikey is 16 years old now and goes by Mike now but I feel every one of my 59 years every time he talks back.

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@Geno1955 It sure beats the alternative...

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@k9luna @ProjectLincoln Slither of sleazy serpents.

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@DianeMcKenna20 @mchayden100 @ProjectLincoln Jabberwock of Jackasses when they are in session

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@RepMikeStewart There are no more Stalin or Lenin statues in the former USSR, nor Hitler monuments in Germany. Why do we still glorify civil war traitors? Why glorify twisted hateful bigots?

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@DocAtCDI Here come the cops with their night sticks
They're just an extension of their wicks...

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@american2084 @sarahcpr @RandyRainbow How about the Lord High Executioner's song from the Mikado, updated with the appropriate recipients of justice from the Vichy Senate, House and Cabinet.

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2021 Silverado Interior To Gain Center Console From New Tahoe, Suburban: Exclusive https://t.co/vwdwRhBJZj

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I am so bored with quarantine that I salivated at the opportunity to ride through the drive-through pharmacy with the enthusiasm of my dogs when given the "Let's go bye bye" command. I almost hung my head out the window driving through the neighborhood but hubby wouldn't let me.

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@RCdeWinter Melania floating on her back will never sink

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@DocAtCDI @OnBakerStreet44 Just bought a Volcano AND and Oura for myself for my b-day and will do the same. It's time to go high class old lady stoner per Oregon Medical Marijuana Program doctor's orders

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@bettycrackerfl Lucky you to have a lemon tree. Here in Oregon we'd have to bring it in for winter. But I had a dwarf meyer in San Diego. I have 20- odd other fruit trees, though, and berries, grapes, and hops. Eat your curds, and then go to Tillamook for cheese curds and whey.

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@nedcolley @WashCoScanner What about senior citizens in caps and gowns?

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@DocAtCDI Wicked Witch of the West! That's me!

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@WashCoScanner Wife probably locked him out LOL. They should buy one of those sheds at Costco.I thought about a Covid Cabin for mine...

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@AussieYazz The squirrels would move in too, and the moss would grow pretty quick. I remember the amazing storks flying around in Turkey. Herons are big, but storks are freaking pterodactyl BIG!

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@AussieYazz Cok guzel! But here in Oregon they would probably attract woodpeckers and they already drive us nuts hammering on the rain gutter downspout.

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@rak_strong Babe