@BecomingCritter While I think anyone going out of their way to heckle a comedian instead of playing along is a massive dickhead, an actual comedian usually has the wit to do verbal jiu jitsu with a civilian instead of crashing out
And the audience is playing along like she’s a make a wish kid
I don’t know who needs to hear this but you have to trust God. Not even saying because it’s formally the proper thing to do. It is just literally the most competent, functional, fail-proof way to move in this life (Which He.. literally created..) and be victorious.
I’m sorry to whoever doesn’t want to hear this, but your life really will get better the moment you decide to take full responsibility for yourself and your choices as a grown up instead of letting your sad, helpless adolescent parts run the show every waking moment of your life.
Got home from his 60 hour work week and immediately started painting 3yo’s nails because she asked him to. Uniform still on and everything. I’m shaking I’m sweating things are happening to my body
this is what my husband is doing right this moment. he is patiently helping our 14yo with her algebra homework.
know why i'm not doing it?
i absolutely suck ass at math.
this is what a healthy partnership looks like. each of us filling in the gaps of the others' skills.
@justusteele Sucks because my parents are immigrants and they work so hard. My mom literally worked in the fields while pregnant just to help sustain me and my siblings. My dad never got to see his mom again for us, And now people in our own family who got citizenship forget who they are. 🇲🇽
Having a random hobby as an adult is actually hilarious. You’ll be having a day delivered directly from hell but then gotta suck it up to get to tap class by 6:30pm.