Caylee Asebedo

cats, man

[Frog @frogarchist]

I enjoy watching the Kansas City Chiefs play football. They are my favorite NFL team.

When they score a touchdown, I think to myself, "yes."

When the other team scores a touchdown, I think to myself, "no."

[MLB @MLB]

The 9-9-9 Challenge is back and will be available at even more ballparks in 2026 👀

Where will you be attempting the challenge? 🌭
New York Mets - Citi Field
Philadelphia Phillies - Citizens Bank Park
Colorado Rockies - Coors Field
Houston Astros - Daikin Park
Kansas City Royals - Kauffman Stadium
San Francisco Giants - Oracle Park

[James Tate @JamesTate121]

Does this look like a criminal to you? He’s FIVE FUCKING YEARS OLD. His name is LIAM RAMOS. He is here LEGALLY, as is his dad. He lives in Minnesota. He’s been kidnapped and imprisoned in a concentration camp in TEXAS.
I have never had such rage in my heart and I don’t know what to do. Humans are the evilest, most dangerous, most despicable animals on the planet. I am literally ashamed to be one. ~Jane Wiedlin

[Elmo @elmo]

Elmo loves your outfit Mr. Snoop Dogg! ❤️

[Tim Walz @Tim_Walz]

Most Republicans are good people. Most Democrats are good people.

The White House says outrageous things to make you hate your neighbor.

Your neighbor isn’t the problem. The White House is.

[Caylee Asebedo @caybedo]

@itsdeaann well said. times like these align or divide people, i pray for alignment and conversations. anyone who has ever found joy from any form of gun violence is wrong.

[Kamala Harris @KamalaHarris]

I am deeply disturbed by the shooting in Utah. Doug and I send our prayers to Charlie Kirk and his family.

Let me be clear: Political violence has no place in America. I condemn this act, and we all must work together to ensure this does not lead to more violence.

[defleppardfan94 @lemonade_grrrl]

people born in 2001 are turning 50 years old this year...let that sink in

[Pope Leo XIV @Pontifex]

I was chosen, without any merit of my own. Now, with fear and trembling, I come to you as a brother, who desires to be the servant of your faith and joy, walking with you on the path of God’s love, for He wants us all to be united in one family.

[Patrick Doran @lunch_enjoyer]

wishing i could share this tropical paradise with you @DojaCat

[Popeyes @Popeyes]

pope yes

[Duolingo @duolingo]

👀 @dallasmavs

[powerful wizerd @powerfulwizerd]

Yo How the fuck you spell Matthew Micconohay

[❥ 𝑪𝒐𝒇𝒇𝒆𝒆 𝑳𝒐𝒗𝒆𝒓𝒔 𝒂𝒏𝒅 𝑭𝒂𝒏𝒔 ❥ @tonyhawktruther]

Buffalo Normal Wings

[scotty @plathiandc]

nickelodeon should host the next one and have spongebob and patrick moderate it

[bald ann dowd @ali_sivi]

watching the debate as a form of self harm

[The Notorious J.O.V. @whotfisjovana]

need to try this new flavor

[michael @FilledwithUrine]

yeah she’s the love of my life but she’s also my big dawg