Cayden Beyer

University of Utah. Biomedical Engineering.

[Cayden Beyer @caydenbeyer]

Just got a po’ boy at a Mississippi St. baseball game. Bury me in Mississippi.

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@knarsu3 @kmedved @ShipTheJustice Is the equation you use to calculate LEBRON open source?

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Dylan just asked for a drink recommendation at Chili’s

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Watching the American v. National @awawiffle game on ESPN. Highly suggest you do too.

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If you vote for any of the first 5 or the “Olympians”, let me know so I can unfollow you.

https://t.co/WJprflnX7l

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“You could not pay me to fly Spirit Airlines” -pretentious asshole named @dylanfbeyer

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Have you ever tasted pee?

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I can’t find a single good reason why nachos shouldn’t always be made with some sort of Doritos flavored chip

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Look at me with a straight face and tell me bidets don’t significantly increase quality of life

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Bills fans throwing snowballs at the Dolphins players in the end zone is very nice

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Arkansas-Ole Miss & Oklahoma-Oklahoma St. are the same game. We’re 100% in a simulation.

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I would take a bullet for Cam Rising

[Utah Lacrosse @UtahLacrosse]

Q4 | 10:22 | Utah 16, RMU 14

3-0 run by the Utes including 2⃣ goals by @JoshStout7

#GoUtes

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Anyone else catch Gillespie catch a smooch from coach?

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The “dead leg” is an underrated UFC move

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If all mass has gravity, does all gravity have mass?

[Vincent Goodwill @VinceGoodwill]

See what I mean?

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@beauner413 & their parents met at a family reunion.

[Dave Portnoy @stoolpresidente]

I wish the dogs could judge this guy instead of vice versa. Like who is he to knock the dogs when they have 1 hair out of place when he is wearing pants 8 sizes too big. Zero credibility. I wouldn’t even walk if I was the dog.

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What fictional characters would you rather bring to life?