calamari

i am a alien from out of space

[calamari @cayla_joy]

twitter: the collected works

[🌸 Chelsea Cirruzzo @ChelseaCirruzzo]

the diarrhea parasite has turned my beloved chicken ceasar wrap into my enemy

[powerful wizerd @powerfulwizerd]

hey guys! First time composing background music for promotional videos. how did i do

[the doogfather @thedoogfather]

lindsay graham in hell trying to get ronald reagan’s attention

[anna !!! :)) 🇵🇸🌸✨🌸🇵🇸 @frogs4girls]

he grahamed his last cracker

[W.E.B. DaBoi @Tyre_94]

Mitch McConnell and Lindsey Graham dead

[Nick Cruse 🥋 @SocialistMMA]

Lindsay Graham and Mitch McConnell in hell right now

[Outspoken™️ @Out5p0ken]

I heard someone say Mitch McConnell has Rigor Tortoise and I can’t unhear that.

[ManKind @themkoffline]

get observed idiot

[Hadas Weiss @weiss_hadas]

i hope elon doesn't let the money change him

[Ellie Hall @ellievhall]

Same energy:

[Mayor Zohran Kwame Mamdani @NYCMayor]

SPEECHLESS. LFGK.

[threadass🪡🥨 @disco_martini]

cannot stop saying my mayor muslim my bagel jewish my christian dior

[Dylan @notnotdylm]

body after body busting out of shit wood and hitting pavement

[໊ @wynavira]

i always am about to go to sleep at a beautiful 11pm and then something happens to me

[barrel rolls @barrel_rolls]

you can lead a horse to baja but you can’t make it blast