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100% high fructose corn syrup

[caylin @caylmon]

I love quesadillas

[caylin @caylmon]

The pain of sucking in tears while getting a spray tan is DIFFERENT hahahaha

[Darla @ddsmidt]

We all need something to look forward to, which is why I order things online.

[caylin @caylmon]

I still can’t believe I saw Morgan before he threw that chair off the roof

[caylin @caylmon]

It’s my bedtime but here I am Twitter heheheh

[Pookie @PookiesParadise]

i woulda became Darth Vader if i lost her too

[Cali @calidaysay]

Never be sad on a weekend. Cry during business hours and get paid for your depression. Don’t let capitalism win.

[caylin @caylmon]

Worst part of being single is the Uber ride home alone after going out this shit stings 😂

[caylin @caylmon]

I think it’s my favorite trait of mine that I will be out until 3 am sometimes but still make it to the morning workout no problem

[caylin @caylmon]

Every time I look back on the men who have made me cry I start laughing so hard I gotta slap my knee boi was I TRIPPIN over some uglies

[caylin @caylmon]

busted out of my suit as soon as I got home like a can of pilsbury cinnamon rolls I slam on the counter

[caylin @caylmon]

Girls are honestly so weird I have like 3 friends now but no fakes allowed 🤝

[caylin @caylmon]

@Matt_Can_too Wanna get food later and go to Costco?

[caylin @caylmon]

Having days off during the week is cool and all but someone pls leave work to come play w me

[caylin @caylmon]

Deleted my hinge again that place is scary

[caylin @caylmon]

gonna start over sharing on Twitter again like ope u guys remember me

[caylin @caylmon]

booking all my 5 am workout classes for the rest of the week like it’s gonna cancel out all the miller lite and espresso martinis