Hold the fuck on, hold the motherfucking fuck on a secondโฆ are people actually out there talking about a Trump win being โinevitableโ?
Youโre talking about the twice impeached, quadruply indicted, 34-times convicted, adjudicated rapist, business fraud who kept our national security secrets in his fโng bathroom and wanted to see his VP hanged for not breaking democracy?
The sociopath who golfed while thousands of Americans were dying a day and asked about injecting bleach is some kind of fucking โgivenโ?
The โdictator on day oneโ who said he could shoot someone in the middle of Fifth Avenue and would inherit a Supreme Court that would actually let him? That guyโs winning is already written?
Really?
The child-separating racist who is promising detention camps and mass deportations?
The Putin puppet whoโll abandon NATO?
Weโre just gonna surrender to that fucking guy and all the accompanying awful that comes with him?
Now? In JULY?!?
Because heโs got a pantyliner on his ear thanks to a twisted fuck who got his hands on a weapon weโve all been trying to ban??
Are you fucking high?
So I took a friend to the doctor and while we were waiting the two receptionists start talking about the Trump "assassination" attempt. One says to the other "I really don't pay attention to politics because it doesn't affect me."
My friend heaves this huge sigh and says "Here we go."
Me: "Ladies! Let me tell you about Project 2025!" Be a politics nerd from now until November!
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