Chris Bohnenkamp

[Chris Bohnenkamp @cb2one4]

@MMAUNCENSORED1 I remember sitting on my couch with @Cowboycerrone back in college watching John Polakowski vs. Olaf Alfonso in WEC on HDnet. And Cowboy said one day I’m going to be fighting on tv like that. Insane fight. I think Polakowski took it on short notice. #WECForever

[Chris Bohnenkamp @cb2one4]

@realfbllliason @SonsofSatVT @SSN_Hokies @AndyBitterVT @TheRealCruzOx @VTScoop247 @CFBTalkDaily @UpdogSportsTalk @TCEonSGPN @WhitBabcock @BarstoolVTech Cursed

[Chris Bohnenkamp @cb2one4]

He is the best. #GBR #Huskers

[Chris Bohnenkamp @cb2one4]

Got a little nostalgic tonight, tried to play Halo 3 on my Xbox Series X. With the disc, COULDNT figure it out. Just wanted to put the disc in and play. Nope, then I figured I’d play COD…NOPE. 2 hour update. I’ve definitely bought these games in the past. Why can’t I just play?

[Chris Bohnenkamp @cb2one4]

. @SportsCenter just killing it tonight talking fake wrestling with a fella who’s doing his first promo. What the hell are we doing? “Aaaaaaaand do what we do.”

[Chris Bohnenkamp @cb2one4]

@VicLombardi I’ll bet someone in that division is top 3 in free throws too…🤷🏻‍♂️

[Chris Bohnenkamp @cb2one4]

@tx2rmnp @DNVR_Nuggets Have you seen how many free throws he shoots? He’s single handedly making the @nba unwatchable, that’s a skill.

[Chris Bohnenkamp @cb2one4]

@HuskerRan @CollegeFBonX I’m not sure changing that game would be a good thing. That game was fuel for the next 2-4 years. It’s gotta be that 09 Big 12 championship game. We are on a different trajectory if we win that one.

[Chris Bohnenkamp @cb2one4]

@THC_BoyScout @DNVR_Nuggets “Please interact with my tweet! I don’t know shit about fuck, so I’ll say some dumb shit and hope people engage.” Congrats bro I engaged.

[Chris Bohnenkamp @cb2one4]

@PaulHammelNE Boy who cried wolf. Simply cannot have the sirens go off for the entire city and no tornado.

[Chris Bohnenkamp @cb2one4]

I’m not sure about this Midwest life…😂

[Chris Bohnenkamp @cb2one4]

These fuckin dorks Francis Ngannou and Mike Perry calling out @jakepaul is so lame. Can you imagine any @ufc fighter calling out @danawhite ? Seriously take a media class. @MostVpromotions

[Chris Bohnenkamp @cb2one4]

@Wendys @NoContextHumans Too bad the only thing that didn’t fall off a cliff with your company was your social media. Because your restaurants are now garbage. Dave would have left this Wendy in a box at the local fire station.

[Chris Bohnenkamp @cb2one4]

I don’t need to hear @danorlovsky7 and @Realrclark25 break down the 26 Dolphins schedule, I don’t give a shit what @stephenasmith or @KendrickPerkins say about the OKCs flopping asses or the Timberpups. Just give me highlights and scores.

[Chris Bohnenkamp @cb2one4]

@espn @SportsCenter would it be possible to get a 9/10 o’clock show where it’s just highlights, scores, funny quips? Surface level fun. Like sports should be.

I don’t need all the bullshit breakdown from folks who just scream and pick sides to get a “viral moment” #oldschool

[Chris Bohnenkamp @cb2one4]

@AriWasserman Put the top 5 SEC teams against that schedule and they go, 7-5 on average. Alabama going to Minnesota in November, Georgia in Madison in the snow and 17 degrees. And then go play Penn state the next week. The flight from college station to Washington alone would smoke A&M

[Chris Bohnenkamp @cb2one4]

@GamewithDave

[Chris Bohnenkamp @cb2one4]

@Patriots You had to know what was going to happen

[Chris Bohnenkamp @cb2one4]

The @ufc just had a huge middleweight championship fight decided by a razor thin margin and @SportsCenter had two @WWE clowns on talking about fake wrestling. What the hell are we even doing anymore?!