Government: You owe us money. It’s called taxes.
Me: How much do I owe?
Gov’t: You have to figure that out.
Me: I just pay what I want?
Gov’t: Oh, no we know exactly how much you owe. But you have to guess that number too.
Me: What if I get it wrong?
Gov’t: You go to prison
👧Girl: How many Fortnife wins you have?
👦Boy: One...
👧Girl: omg you're so bad!!! 😭
👧girl commits suicide 😭
(boy visits girls grave)
👦Boy: ...million.
This is SO sad 🤔😭😭🖖
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