CharlieBaker_Parody

Interests: Easy Money, Good Old Boys Clubs, Helping Student Athletes (J/K)… Also Easy Money

[CharlieBaker_Parody @CBakerParody]

Fun fact. Rakesh was not our first choice for this case. With the large # of bird mascots in NCAA we originally wanted Charlie Kelly, Bird Law Expert. But Rakesh was good at the price fixing and roster cut stuff...

[CharlieBaker_Parody @CBakerParody]

@heitner @heitner - I am open to discussions on my compensation on 2 conditions. Number 1, my comp always has to increase. Number 2, well the more I think about it, I guess there is only 1 condition….

[CharlieBaker_Parody @CBakerParody]

@allbetsare69495 @samcehrlich 😂😂👏

[CharlieBaker_Parody @CBakerParody]

No Sarcasm or jokes today. Thank you to all who fought against roster limits. This https://t.co/ZMCCEEujQr post highlights alot of the good guys. I too appreciate you all. @WinterSportsLaw @therealshenger @samcehrlich @sabo21 @mlycan12 @4Common_Cents @ryanpmulvaney - CBP out.

[CharlieBaker_Parody @CBakerParody]

@ShehanJeyarajah @bmarcello @RJ_cfb @JTalty @mzenitz @chris_hummer Grok what does @GregSankey mean when he says he is “we are going to keep preparing”? Answer: We will keep cutting them kids. #HouseVsNCAA #CutThemKids

[CharlieBaker_Parody @CBakerParody]

@daverh55 @RossDellenger 👏👏😂

[CharlieBaker_Parody @CBakerParody]

BREAKING: Rakesh and Grant House Share Nobel Peace Prize for Bold Work in Eliminating Athletes Before Paying Them.
In a moving ceremony held in front of a burning swim cap, Rakesh thanked the plaintiff team, while Grant read from his Yahoo article: “Still no regrets”.

[CharlieBaker_Parody @CBakerParody]

@SethDavisHoops - SD, This came as a complete shock to me also, but apparently Grant House might have completely fabricated his last NCAA meet story about being accused of ruining the sport. I know, I know, it hurts when your heroes disappoint you.

[4common_cents @4Common_Cents]

And forgive me if I am skeptical about his most recent tale of woe.

I believe House last competed in the NCAAs in 2023. At that time, there was no injunctive relief and no roster limits. The lawsuit he was sponsoring in exchange for a healthy fee was solely about back pay.

It is highly unlikely that any athletes would have been upset with him then.

[CharlieBaker_Parody @CBakerParody]

@franfraschilla @NCAA @franfraschilla - Forfeit? More like Bore-fit! Yawn… The more kids we bring in to colleges the more opportunities we have to cut them! #RosterCuts #HouseVsNCAA #CutThemKids

[CharlieBaker_Parody @CBakerParody]

@TomMarsLaw @TomMarsLaw - False! Berman basically guaranteed an approval on April 7th... A man charging $500M could not be wrong! They way I see it, we should be proactive and keep cutting kids. https://t.co/VQfJDvuCHO

[CharlieBaker_Parody @CBakerParody]

More old family videos today. Found this gem of Bermy 😂The video even pulls up a site to flex all those fancy objections.
But he’s got a point… I mean, the Judge probably — most likely — surely saw everything in those 3 prelim objections just like the 200+ final ones, right?

[CharlieBaker_Parody @CBakerParody]

@4Common_Cents @BrandiHahn10420 @therealshenger @WinterSportsLaw @4common_cents Is he guilty of fabricating a story? Yes. But havent we all done that at one time or another. What if I was just being silly with this whole Roster Limit thingy… I never thought cutting 5k kids would be such a big deal and tank the settlement. Jeez, sue me...

[CharlieBaker_Parody @CBakerParody]

@4Common_Cents @BrandiHahn10420 @therealshenger @WinterSportsLaw @4common_cents Is he guilty of fabricating a story? Yes. But havent we all done that at one time or another. What if I was just being silly with this whole Roster Limit thingy… I never thought cutting 5k kids would be such a big deal and tank the settlement. Jeez, sue me...

[CharlieBaker_Parody @CBakerParody]

@RossDellenger There is no way that we messed up by not just grandfathering the kids, right Ross?

[CharlieBaker_Parody @CBakerParody]

@mid_madness This is offensive! You are intentionally minimizing my athletic career. I was also the JV team manager.

[CharlieBaker_Parody @CBakerParody]

Grant House Timeline:
2020 – Coach advises him NOT to use his name.
2024 (March) – Told he’s ruining the sport at NCAAs.
2024 (Dec) – Tells Yahoo: NO REGRETS
2024 (Dec) – Letter to judge: No mention of roster limits.
2025 (May) – SwimmingWorld: Still NO REGRETS
Brave Hero!

[CharlieBaker_Parody @CBakerParody]

@therealshenger @WinterSportsLaw Is it brave to write to the judge in December and NOT mention roster limits or the devastating harm it was causing, despite being begged by the swimming community to stand up and say something? He is not getting a Christmas card… sorry not sorry. https://t.co/tQC2vLk4hM

[Ross Dellenger @RossDellenger]

The named plaintiffs in the House case - Grant House, Sedona Prince and Nya Harrison - sent a letter to the presiding judge in the case, Claudia Wilken, imploring her to help them create a players’ association.

They are supporting https://t.co/KIOiiv1J0O (AO) as the new PA.

[CharlieBaker_Parody @CBakerParody]

@samcehrlich @scalping_gamma @noroster_limits @samcehrlich - A mention for roster limits in his letter to the judge. Not say that he has no regrets.. https://t.co/tQC2vLk4hM

[Ross Dellenger @RossDellenger]

The named plaintiffs in the House case - Grant House, Sedona Prince and Nya Harrison - sent a letter to the presiding judge in the case, Claudia Wilken, imploring her to help them create a players’ association.

They are supporting https://t.co/KIOiiv1J0O (AO) as the new PA.

[CharlieBaker_Parody @CBakerParody]

@kristenciezak @4Common_Cents @LReathaford @mdhhsu @samcehrlich @noroster_limits He also felt strongly enough to write to the judge in December, but never mentioned anything about roster limits… https://t.co/tQC2vLk4hM

[Ross Dellenger @RossDellenger]

The named plaintiffs in the House case - Grant House, Sedona Prince and Nya Harrison - sent a letter to the presiding judge in the case, Claudia Wilken, imploring her to help them create a players’ association.

They are supporting https://t.co/KIOiiv1J0O (AO) as the new PA.

[CharlieBaker_Parody @CBakerParody]

@4Common_Cents @LReathaford @mdhhsu @samcehrlich @noroster_limits Article from December. His coached advised him to NOT get involved with this case. He did anyway. And he ends the article by stating "“Change is good,” he said. “We need to embrace it because it’s going to come whether we like it or not.” No regrets.. https://t.co/fo9DMCdbV7

[CharlieBaker_Parody @CBakerParody]

@samcehrlich @noroster_limits Understood. I think saying I have “no regrets” is really tone deaf. There have been several opportunities to stand up and say I dont agree with the immediate implemenation of roster limits. And I am really sorry so many people were impacted. His answers have been flippant.